126 points

To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.

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72 points

Now finish your bowl of ketchup.

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12 points

Spinach meet lime.

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28 points

Tell that to some fruit.

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Yeah, I’ve tasted a lot of single men who taste great!

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6 points

Well, here I am!

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2 points

To be fair!

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2 points

Lemon

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49 points

Oatmeal like rice, tofu, grits, or any number of other foods is a flavor vehicle.

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34 points

I dunno man, rice is pretty delicious on its own

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21 points

I prefer it with water and maybe some salt though

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8 points

Oh no I’ve been doing it wrong …

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8 points

As a kid one of my favorite memories is just eating a plain bowl of white rice with some salt and pepper.

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16 points

That doesn’t sound that plain.

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4 points

Yeah man, I love that!

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3 points

Rice with butter was what I ate as a kid instead of butter noodles. So unhealthy, so tasty.

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4 points

Bread, especially naan, is great on its own or as a carrier for more flavorful foods.

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4 points

Almost as nice as a plain slice of dry white bread washed down with a refreshing glass of government juice

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7 points

Guy Fieri wrote this.

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1 point

My dudes got whole towns hyped up on flavor.

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1 point

plain tofu or rice is good though.

Sometimes I just eat cubes of tofu as a snack.

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80 points

Defenders of McDonald’s chicken nuggets surprised to learn they contain 38 ingredients.

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Doesn’t matter. Everything besides water and chicken-ish “meat” is only in there in microscopic amounts. Especially water.

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16 points

Not to mention drowning each bite in a little tub of bbq sauce

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6 points

I eat mine dry. Would this get me into the Salty Spitoon?

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6 points

As do I. I would never sully my delicious tempura fried compressed chicken matter by dipping it in cups of high fructose corn syrup.

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3 points

There is a place for people like you but it’s not the salty spittoon. You will get to see lots of sponge though and a jacket with lots of cool buckles.

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3 points

38 different chickens per nugget.

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15 points

And here I am, enjoying just plain oats with tap water 🤷‍♂️

If all you eat is flavoured, over salted, over sweetened, highly processed food, then that’s all your tastebuds will find enjoyable.

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Hey, not everyone can be a gruel eating peasant /s

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2 points

My sibling in oatmeal, I’ve found you! Plain oats taste good. It’s my favorite way to eat them.

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1 point

This. But I use very little water. I love when my oatmeal won’t slip off my spoon.

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8 points

I’ve had pain oats for probably 40 years now and at this point I don’t think I can have a normal morning without a bowl of oatmeal.

At first my parents feed us this because we were poor, then I ate it out of habit, then I ate it to save money, now I just eat because I don’t want anything else any more.

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7 points

sounds like a painful breakfast

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lol … yes I love my pain oats … they go good with plain oats too … I don’t mind the spelling mistake, I’ll leave it in because it looks funny.

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Perhaps people aren’t put off by the flavour (or lack thereof) so much as the texture. I like oatmeal myself but can’t stand the texture of mushrooms. The taste doesn’t bother me, just the texture.

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I put in only a little water to make mine thicker. It helps a lot with the texture

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