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Holding it for 3 days didn’t cause your cognitive decline ya clowns. Your cognitive decline is why you held it for 3 days tough.

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Some people regularly poop once every three days. No holding anything in. It’s perfectly normal.

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For anyone curious about the article

This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.

They believe it might have to do with medication side effects, gut biome, fiber intake, and exercise frequency all of which influence your frequency.

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Isn’t cognitive decline a requirement to join Lemmy?

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I can’t speak for everyone, but that sure is what brought me here!

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Ah shit, here we go again

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If you go shitting again, you’re safe. At least if you do it regularly enough.

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I poop 3 times every day which means I’m getting smarter

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You poop out the dumb every time!

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Does pooping frequency correlate with intelligence? What about pooping duration? I can drop a deuce and return and not drop a beat in our conversation.

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Yeah you’re at least 115 IQ

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Just wait until they get the runs, that must at least give an extra 40 IQ

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