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I totally agree. corrolarily, I’m always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

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i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

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Exactly, they’re sky sponges, we’ve mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it’s some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

Write your local congressman

Show them how useful clouds can be

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And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don’t have to cross where they’re so likely to get hit

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Hahaha, damn right!

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Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.

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And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

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It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

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Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

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Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

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Hmm that can’t be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

The moon’s… further.

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That’s what the government wants you to believe.

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no question ._.

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Jesus the moon definitely got it’s light from him

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The moon is a solar panel superstructure

source: trust me bro

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the sun is bright, this guy on the other hand…

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…Makes the rest if us look smarter!

It has it’s uses, that’s all I’m gonna say

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That’s some real water is wet insight right there, 10/10

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