Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin’ bullshit.

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Brussel sprouts are the real fart fuel.

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Steamed broccoli that is only just tender but still a little bit crisp in the core is amazing and I’m sorry you’re deprived of that OP.

Also you don’t even like corn? Everybody likes corn. C’mon OP at least eat some corn.

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Steaming is the most flavorless way to cook anything.

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So add some butter and seasoning.

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I do, and use the butter to fry it in a pan so the nutrients don’t leech out into the water and get discarded.

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Steamed? Nah you gotta stir fry that shit for maximum flavor. Or pop some in the oven/air fryer to get delicious crispy broccoli.

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Me irl

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OP is cringe and vitamin deficient.

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I get not liking some vegetables, but none of them?

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