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It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…

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This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

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Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

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Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

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I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

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a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

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It’s really too bad Kroger discontinued “The Fizzicist”.

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That’s a frustratingly good name too.

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I don’t normally drink sodas but man do I want to drink that for the name alone.

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The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.

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I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper

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