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Why the glasses, dickwad? Just run into walls like god intended for you.

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I’m just like, “Cool, guess we’re doing away with Viagra, too, hunh?”

crickets, I’m sure …

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God prefers to do the fucking. Ask Mary.

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34 points

Subpoena his Viagra prescription.

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I am in the IVF process right now. I keep proposing to tell every religious person I know that they aren’t allowed to hug, kiss, or visit my abomination baby.

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Successful IVF parent here: it is a difficult, trying process but the reward is amazing! I tell our child that they were wanted so badly that we had to do some crazy things, but it worked.

Best of luck to you!

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We didn’t get very many fertilized eggs, so odds are we won’t get a baby this round. This process is so disappointing at every stage.

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Good luck with the ivf!

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They won’t give a shit about it after it exits the womb anyway

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Same argument as People who wear glasses wage war against god.

Disclaimer: I believe people should use science. That’s why we were given advance brains.

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god handed him a prescription

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Same argument as People who where glasses wage war against god

Pol Pot style Christian denomination lol

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Out of curiosity, how were we “given” advanced brains? And how are they advanced? Dolphins can do some amazing things with their brains that we can’t.

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Sure I don’t disagree. I’m sure the dolphins will thank us for the fish when they leave the planet as is tradition for their people. In general, I Don’t see animals making wonders that shape the earth or discovering secrets of the universe. Without human intervention animals will live in the wild and they will never be anything more than that. Humanity can do more like I dk make glasses for someone that needs them.

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That’s a very human-centric view. We know that both dolphins and elephants have comparable brains, they’re just different.

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