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Why do we need a preserving corpse box. By the time I die, I will be more micro plastics than man. I will not decay. I will be embalmed by plastic symbiosis.

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One last boost for the economy at Earth’s expense

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19 points

who can afford to die in this economy?

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I certainly can’t

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dying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors’ problem.

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Soo you’re saying we should melt you down and make Legos out of you?

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I’d sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!

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By the time the next generation dies, this may be the only way to own Legos, with the company long since having gone over to a subscription service where your new lease on life is their only alternative to leasing Legos!

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Not to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for

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16 points

When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.

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What if I don’t want to be a delivery boy?

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2 points

signed sealed delivered. back door delivery possible and he always handles with care.

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I hope someone in this thread is taking notes on everyone’s post-mortem directives they’re leaving in the comments.

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Specify the weenies that are to be roasted before the bisexual fornication, please.

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Nah. I really want to make my death someone else’s problem.

Also, people aren’t going to care about proper disposal when the apocalypse kicks in.

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They’re already doing mass graves in Gaza

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4 points

someone else’s problem

Me, looking at the semi approaching from the opposing direction of the highway:

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When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap.

I weigh alot, so use a cart to wheel me around so you don’t injure your backs trying to carry me.

If cremation is the least bad, do that, if freeze drying is less bad than that, do that.

If you can use my corpse for science or education, go ahead.

Just, please wait untill I am dead.

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okay, I’m sure Reddit Lemmy comments serve as a legal last will and testament & post-mortem directives. So we will remember what you told us.

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I will trust that you act a notary public on the matter.

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K. I mean there are like three other seriously important things for my bare minimal survival that I’ve been procrastinating for weeks, but sure I’ll get right on that.

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Basically what I specified in my will

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"When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap. "

on that note, some links that may be useful or relevant:

https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/resources/green-death-technology/

as well as: https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/resources/eco-friendly-products

and: https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/resources/green-burial/,

💀 🌱 🌳 🌲 🌳 🌲 🌳 🌲

and,some. things in reulation to planning ahead, directives, wills and such death related documents (I guess this one may also then be relevant to /u/LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ) : https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/resources/end-of-life-planning

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