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I’m not a lawyer, so I’m probably wrong, but wouldn’t that be obstructing justice, or something?

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It is the exact textbook definition of obstruction of justice. It doesn’t get any more obstruction of justice than to literally hide identities with the express stated goal of obstructing the work of the Department of Justice.

He’s taking a page out of Trump’s “it’s not a crime if you brag about it on tv” playbook.

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40 points

Hey everybody, we doin’ crimes and shit. Whatchu gonna do about it

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You have the perfect username to make that comment 😆👌

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Fortunately for the FBI, and for anyone who still believes in democracy, most of these idiots brought their smartphones with them so video hasn’t even been necessary to secure convictions. And lots of them recorded video themselves, OF themselves, in order to brag about their crimes online.

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14 points

Of course, why take precautions? They didn’t expect to lose. They expected King Trump to be crowned and bring his chosen people to paradise, and they wanted to make sure they weren’t left out.

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They then uploaded the videos to parlor which had no security on their API, so anyone with the address could download every video.

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Worse, DOJ certainly had them before Congress so it makes no sense.

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This is the dumbest part about this whole thing. It’s just grandstanding.

Edit: He’s already recanted it. Instead saying they are blurring to protect their identities from the public.

Meanwhile, any little suspect from small time crime gets their face plastered all over local news anyways.

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Its grandstanding and posturing.

But there is actually a good argument. Someone who the DOJ have decided wasn’t worth the hassle to properly investigate might still be identified and reported by a co-worker or neighbor. Which then begins to force the DOJ’s hand (they are still cops so they might ignore it but…). I personally think everyone who crowded outside the building deserves to be locked up, but I can see an argument that only people who entered the building or who actively caused damage should be charged.

Because yes, facial recognition and DMV databases are already a thing. But, much like with a red light ticket, a decent lawyer can work wonders to argue out “a robot claims that I commit a crime”. Whereas having a human in the loop removes that gotcha. Hell, if my cousin is any indication, you don’t even need a lawyer to argue against a red light camera or an automated speed trap and just need to care enough to show up to the courthouse for a few hours.

Also, regardless, this is indeed (attempted) obstruction of justice to protect insurrectionists.

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any little suspect from small time crime gets their face plastered all over local news

Only if they’re black or hispanic. There’s a narrative to push, don’t you know.

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It’s theater for their deep state struggle fundraising. Gotta shake down the marks for the cash. You think he’s got a sugar daddy? He’s not a Supreme Court justice………

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He said this at a press conference, was there no push back from any journalist, or was that edited out?

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That’s the murmur sound you hear at the very end of the clip as he’s about to finish talking: a slew of reporters either pointing out that he just casually admitted to a serious criminal conspiracy or lauding him for protecting the conspirators, defending on the specific media outlets they’re from.

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45 points

Ladies and gentlemen:

The Party of Law and Order

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35 points

“Protect them from DOJ”

PaRtY oF LaW anD OrDEr, everyone!

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33 points

Fuck this asshole. Post their faces on every billboard in Times Square. Dox them all. Anyone associated with Jan 6 should all be shot out of a cannon into the Atlantic or Pacific ocean, whichever is cheaper. Imagine what would have been going on in this country had they succeeded. That’s what the punishment should be based on.

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You give them the glory of such a cool death? Give them a humiliating death, living with a felony criminal record and unable to vote.

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4 points

Unable to vote and unable to buy guns. 😅

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I though it was all leftists, antifa, and FBI plants? Why would Johnson want to hide their faces? Unless the GOP has been lying about that. But they wouldn’t do that, would they?

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“We blurred their faces so you can’t prove it’s not!”

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