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But we have a German saying “Daheim sterben die Leut’.” which means "People die at home.

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My education is fiction so: Valar Morghulis (GOT), and Live together die Alone (LOST).

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One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.

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Doesn’t the smell bother you?

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Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.

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Only for the first few months.

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Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔

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They were contrarians, I guess.

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Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.

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And with strange aeons even death may die.

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Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.

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Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.

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Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.

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“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.

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I guess I’m going to die in my sleep then, because there’s no way I’m ever calling it my “living bed”.

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Sad mimic noises

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just don’t get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.

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Especially not one that eats

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Leave the living room at once. It knows you’re there.

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This is why they don’t have a living room in Clue

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The living room is red herring.

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