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I've earned it(startrek.website)

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Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world
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Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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ohlaph@lemmy.world
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You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

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Obi@sopuli.xyz
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But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

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eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

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nxdefiant@startrek.website
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I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

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syd@lemy.lol
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Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

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IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸@sh.itjust.works
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Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

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can@sh.itjust.works
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Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸@sh.itjust.works
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I like your approach

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randomivysaur@lemm.ee
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Me after creating the to-do list:

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CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Yeah good guess

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danekrae@lemmy.world
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Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.

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CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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Det er jeg!

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danekrae@lemmy.world
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If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

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CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

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dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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Is Dolph Danish?

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CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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Worse. He’s swedish

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