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I’ll do my best here - “Aristotle” is pronounced “Air-ih-stot-ul” whereas Chipotle is more like “Chip-oat-lee”
5 points
Aristotle is only pronounced like that because Aristoteles was somehow too confusing for English speakers.
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I sometimes like to mispronounce stuff, that I know the proper pronunciation of, just for kicks and this is just ammo for my annoying habit.
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39 points
You’ve just been pronouncing females wrong this whole time and everybody was too embarrassed to correct you.
Fuh-MAH-lays, just like it looks.
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Just pronounce it oddly enough that people look at you weirdly.
Femalès, with emphasis on the last e. Like “learnèd” (learn-ed, a wise person).
28 points
Single hot femalés in your area!
