I’ll do my best here - “Aristotle” is pronounced “Air-ih-stot-ul” whereas Chipotle is more like “Chip-oat-lee”
Aristotle is only pronounced like that because Aristoteles was somehow too confusing for English speakers.
Because the words are from two different languages?
You’ve just been pronouncing females wrong this whole time and everybody was too embarrassed to correct you.
Fuh-MAH-lays, just like it looks.
Single hot femalés in your area!
I like my fe-mah-lays like I like my ta-mah-lays. Steaming hot and wrapped in corn husks!
Right?!? Guys?!?
That is a scarecrow.
Edit:
spoiler, context
I just went back to the song and watched it again, which turned into a Bo Burnham marathon. He is absolutely amazing!