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I’m going to make a 6-pack of pre-packaged Moscow Mules where one can has like 2000mg of caffeine in it and call it Russian Roulette.

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Moscow mules

white Russian was right there. No? Too sweet?

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34 points

Kahlua already has caffeine in it. It seems more apt to be putting a fuck ton of caffeine in something that normally has none lol

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  1. Brew Coffee with energy drink or panera lemonade instead of water
  2. turn into kahlua
  3. Blitzkrieg White Russian

If you wanna get real fucky about it I’m sure you could feed some cows so much caffeine it turns up in the milk

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22 points

Back in my day we called that 4loko

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21 points

4loko had a normal amount of caffeine. This one’s gotta start heart palpitations after the first sip.

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I saw some type of alcoholic drink made by monster yesterday. These are truly the last days.

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Inside of me there are two wolves - the personal responsibility neoliberal who is annoyed that people don’t read the warnings and kill themselves, and the social responsibility communist that understands that it’s ridiculous to expect everyone to make an informed decision before doing seemingly trivial things. The communist wolf is beating the shit out of the neoliberal one, don’t worry.

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Hey this is not a conflict at all , “Personal responibility” is complettly compatible with communism ,… have you ever heard of "the Wall " ?

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actually the only reason that was justifiable was because the ruling class will only give up power by force

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“obligation” - check out this word , its not big in Angloida Culture , but its important. there are certain “obligations” you have to fullfill … and when you dont … you lose “coverage” only the fullfillment of “obligation” comits the other party to fullfill its “obligation” as well. A Contract commits both Parties … Dont break it.

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No! Not that kind of personal responsibility!

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wolf is beating the shit out of

wolf punching and kicking

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60 points

Wild that companies will just sell food that straight up kills people

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But libertarians said the market would regulate itself. People have stopped buying the deadly lemonade right?

Right?

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26 points

I have actually read arguments made before the laws on food safety that unsafe food is good actually because the market trends towards replacing flour with sawdust because it’s cheaper and poisoning everyone is good if the market said to

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12 points

Um ackshually sawdust is perfectly edible

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9 points

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25 points

cigarette companies: you don’t even get to eat it

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19 points

I thought the lemonade was complimentary since it was a self serve station.

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12 points

oh that’s all right then

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60 points

“The Lemonade that kills people” is genius marketing.

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38 points

My mug filled with the lemonade that kills people has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the mug

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36 points

Right? I didn’t even know Panera had a caffeinated lemonade until it started killing people. Now I want.

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i saw legal eagle’s video, and then 2-3 posts about it here and i’m starting to get that insidious reinforcement. Starting to think about how long it’s been since i had over-priced soup in an over-priced breadbowl.

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53 points

Worry not, friends, it s not like there’s a pandemic raging uncontrolled that makes people more susceptible to heart failure!

Hmm, what’s that? THERE’S A WHAT?!?!?!

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Don’t worry, the census is redefining disability so we can’t see the trends caused by the pandemic. Mission accomplished!

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