254 points

Fake for any of those wondering.

But keeping employees based on how many lines of code they have written, which he did, is essentially the same logic.

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Ernest Hemingway was paid by the word, which shows in his work. I imagine this pay structure would have a similar effect on how people code.

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Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought that saying was for Dickens? Wasn’t Hemingway famously terse?

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I thought it was about Steven King, but it might just be all the cocaine he did.

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I’m not a coder, but wanting code that isn’t streamlined seems like a bad plan to me.

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I would do so poorly there, in many ways …. I love those days when my lines of code is negative

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There are 2 things in coding that are incredibly satisfying for me:

  1. Compiling after implementing a fuckton of features

  2. Deleting a massive amount of code after refactoring for a while

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10 points

My ass would just write functions that take a huge amount of parameters and assign one in each line

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Oh the amount of redundant code I would write

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213 points

Employee that was mining crypto on the side is hella stoked at this news.

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62 points

Meanwhile his mate sitting across from him was gpu mining

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Probably mining dogecoin or something else Musk would like.

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143 points

So, the bonus goes to the guy who was playing Factorio when he should have been working?

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Isn’t Factorio very optimized, not in the sense that it uses all system resources completely, but in the sense that it has very efficient code enabling millions of operations and increasing without needing much more system resources to scale it?

I would definitely go with Arma in this case. Although it has very heavy calculations for a lot of things to start with, it can’t scale well and cause CPU bottleneck very soon.

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Factorio definitely taxes CPU usage heavily if you’re building a mega base. Don’t get me wrong, it’s gotta be a big ass base, but you could just import somebody’s monstrosity and run it in the background.

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Join a Space Exploration server and help optimize that mess, lol

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It is pretty well optimized. I think it might not be, like, genius-level amazing, but the devs care about performance and worked to improve it.

In the end though, it’s a game where the entire map (as generated so far) is simulated - I think there’s cases where chunks go to sleep, but it’s not Minecraft’s “stop simulating anything not next to a player”. When combined with players building lots of machines moving many, many items around, you’ll inevitably end up with some serious CPU usage. Not a problem on a decent computer, but I have had friends struggle on weak laptops, even getting dropped as they literally couldn’t keep up with the server.

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You can always use the gamespeed command to lighten the load on slower clients

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So i played through factorio once and i gotta say cpu isn’t that big of a problem. Ram is tho. Had 20% cpu utilisation in my end base but like 80% ram usage. I had 16 gb at that time, i specifically bought 64 gb just to make sure i can play factorio without problems😂

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Watch Nilaus Mega base Master class videos. CPU matters once you’re building city blocks at a time

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Modded minecraft bb

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Just boot up a modpack, that will max out all resources for a solid 10 minutes during launcher startup

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If you want to crush a cpu it’s Dwarf Fortress time.

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138 points

I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me

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The part where it said “Christmas Bonus” should have been the tip off…

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That’s because you assume it means financial reward but the real reward is the privilege to serve the company, what a bonus!

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The real treasure was the sociopathic acquaintances we made along the way.

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6 points

Or just “bonus.”

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13 points

That’s the joke.

Elon is so random and unpredictable that you can make up just about anything about him and nobody will really know if it’s satire or not…

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I haven’t even had to turn my heater on during work hours this year thanks to Android Studio.

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The install process for Android Studio should also prompt you to download more ram, it’s unacceptable that they don’t.

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Lmao true. Having to open that piece of shit always causes me so much pain

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I wonder how my CPU is benchmarking since 3 minutes ago?

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