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And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

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The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.

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If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

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NSFW please

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Nice dickerdoodle. And whatever the yonic equivalent of β€œdickerdoodle” is.

Vagingerbread? Pusscotti? Labiakuchen?

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