I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

Australia has BBQ prawns at Xmas, weird huh?

Also, I agree, bring back the Scandinavian Xmas duendes

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Me and my ex discussed the Yule Lads, and she had the theory they were just a bunch of weird Hobos in Iceland, but because you’re supposed to be kind and generous on Christmas the townsfolk just made up cute little personas for them at Christmas to teach the kids to be kind to the less fortunate. “Oh honey, the weird man who smells like beer is actually a Yule Lad! That’s sausage swiper, that’s why he’s eating all our sausage at 3am after peeing in the corner of the kitchen.”

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Literally just had this thought. same braincell

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Just dudes rocking.

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Yule Dudes rock

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Tag yourself I’m Yule Lad door slammer, fuck your door at 3 am

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ooooh i’m gonna be pot licker

yim yum leftovers

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I’m skyr gobbler, cuz I love yogurt

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Gully Gawk, let’s get that milk and have some cereal 🥣

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I’m stekkjastaur (the sheep deserve it)

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These guys are like reverse Santas, instead of leaving presents they steal your smoked meats and lick all your dinnerware. I dig their energy.

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This is just the average group at Nora Head on Christmas Day

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you better get clothes for Christmas or the Christmas Cat will eat you!

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My father said that when he was a kid in Sicily, they would have a witch deliver presents around this time of year. We don’t really practice it here but, many Americans can’t believe it when you first tell them.

Other than that, pannatone, which has become Americanized with the addition of chocolate chips.

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So Christmas in Italy is reverse Halloween?

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It’s connected to Catholic feast days. More connected to the feast of the Epiphany on January 5th, which my mother’s Irish-American family referred to as “Little Christmas.” According to my grandaunt, that would mark the time when the family would take down the Christmas tree.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana

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Removing the decorations on twelfth night is customary in a lot of places.

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Aunty Donna milking Mark’s Italian heritage on a surprising twist to their Christmas classic, “There’s Always Room For Pud”: There’s Always Room For Pannetone

Pannetone

Pud

truly a Christmas miracle

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I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Link 1:

Link 2:

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Oh man, we have panetone here all year round, I love that shit, and not the one with chocolate, give me the one with candied fruit and I’ll be happy

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Chocolate chip pannetone is as fuck

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I get it for the seniors mostly. Some of them have trouble chewing the candied fruits.

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Alright, old uncle and auntie can have some chocolate chip pannetone as a treat, but if anyone else snags some it’s on sight

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La befana. Supposedly she was a woman who was offered to go see jesus when he was born hut was too busy, and has spent all eternity making up for it since by handing out presents and candy and sweeping people’s floors.

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some of the fucking freaks here actually like eggnog

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yeah a thousand s for eggnog

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Cut you a deal - I’ll take yours?

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I got two kinds of vegan eggnog this year and both of them suck. One was over-spiced and the other was slimy and weird although otherwise inoffensive and bland.

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Damn right, with bourbon

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sounds like a waste of booze.

maybe boofing eggnog would be ok. improve the flavor anyway.

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Revisionism! Pure Revisionism! Worse than Revisionism!

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Yummmmm haven’t had any this year yet but you reminded me that i need to get some before it’s gone!!!

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I don’t even know what eggnog is

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7 points

the worst use of rum

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What are you thoughts on rompope? I’ve never had eggnog but I imagine it’s the same, or maybe worse judging by the comments here.

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looked up a description, sounds gross

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The popsicle version is much better imo. If you can get your hands on bolis sabor rompope you shouldn’t pass up the opportunity.

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32 points

chinese food and a movie

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That sounds nice

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Summer Christmas and Dezemba (slang for December holidays, it’s the longest holiday break) parties everywhere. Pool parties, lots of braais/grilling/BBQ, party music and atmosphere everywhere. Lots of drinking.

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