You’d think talking about Trump’s smell would just be fluff news good for a couple of funny headlines. But then again, maybe the kind of folks who are on the fence about whether to vote for him might be the kind of folks who would be swayed by news that he stinks. If he stinks, that means he’s not the alpha male he’s somehow managed to convince the right he is.
Much as I wish “he tried to overthrow the U.S. government” would sway people.
The crowd voting for him thinks the fascism is agreeable, the rapes are peak alpha behaviour, the Epstein relations are edgy and fun, the wanting to fuck his daughter is relatable, and the treason a product of necessity and honestly peak patriotism.
Body odour? Harder to do mental gymnastics with that one.
I dunno if the meme is true but if you think about it an obese 80 yr old who lives in a humid swamp probably doesn’t smell great
I think it’s the diapers, they probably have a scent to them to help “cover up” the shit odor. That dude that worked for him on the apprentice said he was pooping all the time.
And The Apprentice was a long time ago and Trump is under way more stress these days. No way his gastrointestinal situation isn’t a shitshow.
Take all this with a grain of salt because it’s just a theory, buuuuuuut…
The mindset that is okay with authoritarianism is not okay with “Filth.” This is why it doesn’t give a shit about actual social issues. It sees certain groups and ideas as “Filthy.”
Smell like loaded Depends? Filthy.
Having worked with a two old dudes with diapers (not that there’s anything wrong with adult diapers), it gets real rancid when they just sit in it for more than a hour.
Diaper Don must be dropping shits and just letting it sink in. And with his diet of fast food, you know those around him are getting hit hard.
I’ve worked at a nursing home, I know the smell everyone keeps talking about. It’s soiled diapers, from an old man who drinks nothing but soda and big macs.
God, how hard it has to be to drink a big Mac. Impressive, the most impressive.
Not that hard, apparently. A quick search on YouTube shows people happily blendering their big macs and drinking the sludge.
This sounds like an insult you’d hear little kids use. It’s ridiculous that we’re talking about a presidential candidate this way. It’s seriously pissing him off, though, so keep it up, folks!
Strangely, I think this might be the line of attack that actually makes his cultists see through the curtain.
Jingle bells, Donald smells, Rudy went bankrupt
If Trump was a real alpha his response would be to bottle his stank and sell it as cologne for $300 a pop.
