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My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

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It’s what men crave

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Brawndo er Brodo

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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

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Boiled?

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Omfg that’s it.

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Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.

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Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf

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Steamed?

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Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

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You don’t steam chicken, you steam hams!

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2 points

death penalty

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Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.

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Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

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I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!

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Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!

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I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…

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looks like no browning, no maillard reaction. prob boiled

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76 points

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

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And it looks disgusting

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74 points

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

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Oh he’ll have the runs alright!

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Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.

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