Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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“I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

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Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

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Well as someone with ADHD, depression, and anxiety, as well as being on the spectrum, initially we’d be kinda screwed. I have spent a lot of time in therapy and have done a lot to manage it all, as well as developing empathy for myself and others, so not so bad.

However, I choose to be a non-theistic Satanist and an anarchist, so a lot of other people are going to be fucked. Especially those that deserve no empathy due to their hoarding of resources and exploitation of people and the planet.

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Your mental state does explain your political beliefs.

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Seems i am going to be just fine after all.

Seriously though how did you write something so personal and yet described my life so well.

Like the only difference is that you are a non theist satanist anarchist. While i am an agnostic spiritual anarchist having Jesus (but not god) as an example of a good.

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I like that it takes becoming satanic to develop a civilized view of the world. Rather I like how completely we have twisted the world with TOTAL BULLSHIT that people feel the need to claim a force for ultimate evil is what makes them want to make the world a fairer, less shitty place.

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Could you elaborate on the Satanist part? It’s the first time I encounter that specific term.

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The Church of Satan believes in the supernatural and would be the traditional satanists.

The Satan’s Temple are essentially atheists that formed a religion to enjoy the same religious protections as people in other religions.

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Well, paganism should be a more acceptable name for it, just to distinguish between the two.

I completely agree with the first part though, nothing wrong with that. In fact, we should all be leaning towards that if we wanna survive.

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Ummm… doesn’t that contradict what satanism is all about?

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I met a member. And he explained to me that they are pretty much atheists but from the point of the law they enjoy religious protections.

Basically if you call yourself atheist, you won’t get any religious protections, because you don’t have any religion. Everyone knows that FSM is a joke, so that wouldn’t fly either. So they created a religion. They chose Satan, to get expected reaction from devoted Christians, they don’t believe in Satan though (unlike wackos from the Church of Satan). You can read their 7 tenets, which sound quite reasonable: https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets

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This is actually really reasonable. What are the “religious protections” you speak of?

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I’ll gladly take aliens trying to cure me of an ADHD and depression i don’t have if they can also cure us of religions and capitalism.

More importantly you going to therapy and improving yourself the way you described it, that in itself is sincerely the best exemple we can show an alien, ever.

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Intergalactic Therapy Industrial Complex rubbing their hands

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Well yes please, fix us.

Although i doubt we have anything worthy of hand rubbing for them. But hey, at least we’re making jobs!

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they will be very racist.

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Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

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I am pedantic to a fault, capable of simultaneously being the most specific and most vague person you will ever speak with, and have the social skills of a carrot. I am also debilitatingly ADHD, reasonably autistic, and more intelligent than is able to produce an emotionally functional adult.

I will leave it up to you all on if you want me to be the model, but I’d be happy to if it were up to me.

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