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I checked for others who, like me, are too European to understand the joke: 50°F is 10°C.

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A nice swedish summer evening (if it isnt raining).

Edit: cheers my fellow scandinavians and nordics!

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Why wasn’t I born in Sweden 😭.

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Or a nice winter in the Balkans.

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46 points

That’s just about perfect if you ask me.

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35 points

You mean too rest of the world

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29 points

Perfect for me would be more around 20°C

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19 points

Ah, 10 is fine…

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You mean to say that 50 °F is (approximately) 283 Kelvin, right? ;P

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9 points

Shorts weather that one

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I checked too before I saw your comment, I can confirm.

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Thanks bro I was about to ask

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The hero we needed.

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Celsius is the superior scale:

100° is the perfect temperature inside the Sauna.
0° is the perfect water temperature for a bath after the Sauna.

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I work with Americans and this hits home hard. It’s especially infuriating when they format their dates. “I had a meeting with so-and-so on 4/5” and nobody has any fucking clue what they mean.

The worst part is how hopelessly oblivious they are about it. It’s not even like they don’t care that nobody does things their stupid way - it’s the fact that they’re so insulated that they can’t even fathom that nobody does things the same way they do. It just goes to show how clueless they are about the rest of the world and how little they get out of their neighborhoods.

It drives me mad. At this point, it’s just offensive how ignorant they can be sometimes. If you have to work with other people, you should at least make an effort to be aware of the fact that others do things a different way and try to avoid situations like this, but they just refuse to do so.

Apologies… /rant

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I’m American and always use 30 Dec 2023 as my date scheme. It makes much more sense. I also work in a multicultural laboratory, so there should be no question as to what date it is, but some of my colleagues still use mm-dd-yy.

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Like the American below, I generally use 30-December 2023 partly because I work with an international company but mostly because after the century rolled over and we had years that looked like months I got confused.

Had a boss that formatted all dates as YYYY-MM-DD because that makes them sort correctly in lists.

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Everyone should be using ISO8601 anyway. yyyy-mm-dd is superior to both and leaves 0 ambiguity to the reader no matter where they’re from.

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9 points

Besides the dates, I also still don’t know if 12am is noon or midnight. Do Americans know? Is there a problem with simply counting to 24?

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heck even inside these borders… the concept of timezones blows their minds at work lol…

them: “yeah let’s set a meeting at 9am!”

me: eastern? pacific? central? help me… heeeelllp meee

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Yes, we’ll have the meeting on 3/2/2023

And I’m like… FUCK. I’ll have to ask again.

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2 points

I hate when software is hard coded either those stupid fucking dates. I generally uninstall

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I do everything like this 2023-12-24

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Isn’t basing a temperature scale on the freezing and boiling points of water a bit arbitrary in and of itself?

The reason they are arbitrary numbers in Fahrenheit is because they weren’t considerations when the scale was made.

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Water is everywhere.

Cooking, weather, etc. You are also water.

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It is, but if you look at how Farenheit was conceived it’s absurdly nonsensical. 0°F is the freezing temperature or some mixture of chemicals, and 90°F is a guess at human body temperature lmao.

And the freezing/boiling points of water are arbitrary except in that they are used to actually define both scales. They provide easily measurable standards.

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Well TECHNICALLY it’s not based on the state change of water.

It’s based on the formula C = K - 273.15 where K = 1.380649×10^−23 / (6.62607015×10^−34)(9192631770) * h * Δν[Cs] / k where k is the Boltzmann constant (1.380649×10^−23 J * K^-1), h is the Planck constant, and Δν[Cs] is the hyperfine transition frequency of Caesium

So even MORE abstract and unrelatable

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If you want to be radical, use Kelvin. At least it scaled identical to C so it’s easy to comprehend.

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Every scale and unit is, ultimately, arbitrary. We all do have a very good understanding of what freezing and boiling water is, though, we don’t have a good intuition of “coldest day in some random place in some random year” is. Then there’s a couple of other common points of orientation: 20C is room temperature, 37C body temperature and thus warm baths and “it’s too bloody hot outside” hover around that (you actually want wet-bulb temperature for that, but it’s still a point of orientation), another point is about 60C which is the hottest you can have a beverage and drink it without excessive slurping. Also a common temperature in cooking as that’s when a lot of stuff starts to denature, e.g. egg white is about 62-65C, the temperature you want to hit for carbonara to not get scrambled eggs.

Practically everything we deal with in everyday life (short of winter weather) is within that 0-100 range. Which is due, to, well, water being liquid in that range.

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I would like to dump on America for this but as Scotland is in the UK we have some unholy abomination of in between when it comes to our measurements.

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46 points

Found the Finn, everyone

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17 points

Perkele!

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I’ve never been to a sauna before, but are you guys okay with boiling yourselves and then immediately freezing yourselves? Doesn’t that seem very painful? Are you guys used to being Wim Hof all the time?

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The thing to remember is that air is a great insulator. Air at 100°C isn’t nearly as bad as say water or metal at the same temperature against the skin. In fact, the air that comes in contact with the comparatively cold human skin will cool down rapidly, forming a layer of cooler air around you and lessening the sensation of heat further.

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100°C is a quite hot one. It could hurt your nose and ears a bit, especially if they having a steaming session.

The cold water (normally ~10°C) does not hurt at all. The first minute your brain is not able to differentiate the temperature at all. After that it gets quite quickly into: ohh I should leave!

Btw: you should try sauna at some point. Especially with the steaming it’s amazing. There are also milder ones with ~80°C, I would recommend at the start.

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100°C is nice. And what’s a steaming session? Throwing water onto the rocks for steam every now and then is just standard operating procedure.

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Hmm, I think I’d rather try that at some point.

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Yes. It’s wonderful. It feels great physically and mentally. Wim Hoff is a bit crazy tho tbh

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Good for you.

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Wim Hof, the guy who shredded his intestines by giving himself an enema from a public water fountain while waiting to meet his estranged son?

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Wait, he actually did that???

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You don’t actually start boiling at 100C lol

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Yeah I might be kinda dumb sometimes

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7 points

Found the Scandinavian

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I object. Kelvin is the superior one.

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Hmm, I sure love adding 273.15 to literally every single temperature I encounter

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Oh sure, so what are you, a Newton scale guy? “What is it outside? 6? Lovely. High of 12? Fuck that noise I’m staying inside at a nice comfortable 5.”

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Adding 273.15 is much easier than fucking with F.

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I’ve never heard Celsius be explained more perfect than this. Thank you.

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Fahrenheit is like school grades: 60 is minimum tolerance and beyond 100 adds nothing but misery.

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That’s not how school grades work were I live but I guess I now understand Fahrenheit

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With school grades, when you get >100, you get bullied by your peers

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Anything past 85F adds nothing but misery.

About 30C to the people who use real units

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Is it bad that this association exists in my mind because of a Kids Next Door joke?

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Hell yeah C’s get degrees while perfect A students tend to burn up in the world

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82 points

50 is pretty nice what are you on about

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Yeah, I’m not going to the beach at 50F, but I can hike, golf, just hang out outdoors, etc. If it’s sunny 50F can even feel rather warm.

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Perfect running weather.

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I don’t touch a jacket until 40, 50 is perfect.

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That’s peak hoodie and jeans weather. Literally perfect.

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I’d say 50 is perfect

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27 points

This guy fats

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32 points

I diagnose you with “weak, non-Finnish blood.”

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2 points

Put a coat on, loser

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19 points

Found the Canadian

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Between 50 and 63 I’m in heaven. Anything higher than that and all i want to do is go swimming, which as an adult with responsibilities, i never get to. Anything lower than that, and i have to wear more clothes and look fatter than i am.

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What the fuck, aren’t most buildings kept at 72? How do you exist anywhere except in a walk in fridge?

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They work 24h shifts maintaining a walk in fridge.

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I never said i got these temperatures. I just said I’m uncomfortable otherwise.

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Depends entirely on where you live. Surprising what people will accept as normal when their gas/electric bill is on the line.

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64-68 °F is fairly standard here. No more than 68. (18-20 °C)

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I agree in Midwestern as I put on my shorts and tshirt (I’m not fat, BTW… you just sort of get used to those balmy 50° days)

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As a former Midwesterner (grew up there and lived there for 26 years), I never got used to the cold so I eventually moved South.

But turns out now I get cold at anything below 70F lol.

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Exactly! 👍

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