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A couple minor changes to this one:

Obrien: gets imprisoned and tortured while returning cart, gets dumped next to the corral for pickup

Garak: convinces someone else to return the cart. They are happy to do so for such a charming gentleman. Merely a simple tailor, of course.

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Garak will try to eliminate all carts, for the safety of the alpha quadrant cars.

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15 points

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“The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”

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Morn: never seen with a cart

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Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but the only thing anyone ever sees him doing is smoking out behind the dumpster.

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And yet, all the carts are collected and all the shelves fully stocked.

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But everyone talks about how he’s the best with carts.

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Changelings/Founders: “It’s a flaw of the solids… To turn something as simple as food transporting - into a fundamental flaw of a decrepit society. Their so-called “cart” – a mere extension of the hands, solids fail to recognize as part of one’s primal nutrition gathering needs in order to just survive. But instead, as logical weapons to other solids who oppose their incomplete transportation rules…”

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