I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
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Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!
Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡
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The update we needed
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Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
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The body is evolving to be more efficient…
