95 points

I mean, really, how could anyone think that the abilities to eat and to see are in any way related to human health?

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I can see their point if instead of being fleshy humans, we are androids without mouths and cameras instead of eyes.

Then they can collect all the premiums and not have to pay out! Brilliant business strategy. Time to start converting people into robots.

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3 points

I hope I’m part of a pneumatic delivery system! Like human centipede, but bidirectional.

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6 points

A switch shitter?

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Sure but what do you do when your oens gets scratched?

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73 points

And ears. Not covered (in the USA, at least) because “just about everyone suffers hearing loss at some point in their life” (aka not a profit maker) so might as well not cover it at all for anyone, including those with profound loss from birth…

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That explains why teeth and eyes aren’t covered either. They are bound to degrade with age.

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36 points

That’s true for literally everything in your body.

It’s the reason why health care can’t be capitalist.

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Capitalism isn’t interested in anything other than shareholder profits - access the provision of healthcare, food, shelter, you name it will only happen as a means to deliver those profits, and will stop the second there’s no profit to be had.

At this point, nothing should be capitalist (we should focus on the provision of healthcare food and shelter, not deriving a profit from these essentials) - the incredible level of waste in the system is evidence of this.

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For dental, at least, it’s because there are two ways to treat issues with your teeth: extract them or repair them.

If you go to the emergency room with tooth pain because of some cavity that gets infected, a doctor there can and will extract it. And your insurance will cover this as a medical expense (unless the doctor was an actual dentist and charges as such). That’s also why wisdom tooth extraction is often covered by medical insurance.

But if you want to preserve that tooth, you need a dentist, with specialized skills and tools, which are far more expensive.

Insurance companies get away with not paying for dental work because “technically” you don’t need your teeth to eat, and “technically” you don’t need all of them to chew, and “technically” you can be perfectly healthy without any teeth at all. QED, they argue trying to save your teeth is a cosmetic expense.

And they got away with that reasoning. And they still do.

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57 points

United States is fucked

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14 points

Canada too. At least I can get a cheap pair of glasses online, but my god is the dentist ever expensive.

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12 points

You can get teeth online, too. Even if they’re not the highest quality, they usually still have a reasonable amount of flavor left on them.

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4 points

You can get fake teeth online too!

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40 points

The visible state of a person’s teeth is far too useful a proxy for their position in the socioeconomic hierarchy to ever be sacrificed by making dental care affordable.

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I’m blessed by being a white man with fat supple lips and also I can jump. But you almost never see my teeth.

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Somehow you’re getting downvoted for this hilarity, but next time say black if you want upvotes. Everyone hates white people.

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34 points

Luxury bones

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