20 points

“Dam, sorry to hear that, hope you get better.” reported

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I would guess this person has reached their breaking point many many times.

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2 points

How is this funny?

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We got a connoisseur over here!

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Real ezikiel 23:20 hours

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53 points

“Fair enough. I’ll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!”

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If I’m ordering delivery I’m probably not in the greatest place either, but I’m not heartless.

“I’m sorry to hear you’re having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I’ll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?”

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8 points

Wouldn’t some other driver be able to pick that one? I don’t think it would work too well…

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8 points

Don’t do it through the delivery, set it for pickup and give them the details.

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15 points

I read the note in dramatic Shakespearean voice 8/10 not bad at all

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11 points

I especially love how real this is!!!

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👁️👄👁️

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