“Dam, sorry to hear that, hope you get better.” reported
I would guess this person has reached their breaking point many many times.
How is this funny?
“Fair enough. I’ll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!”
If I’m ordering delivery I’m probably not in the greatest place either, but I’m not heartless.
“I’m sorry to hear you’re having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I’ll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?”
Wouldn’t some other driver be able to pick that one? I don’t think it would work too well…
Don’t do it through the delivery, set it for pickup and give them the details.
I especially love how real this is!!!