My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.
What a lemon stealing whore!
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As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.
Image doesn’t load. But if it’s a ring tail that’s a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.
Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.
Edit: here’s the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.
Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.
Bro was trying to get some fresh air, then closed the window when he had enough. Not his fault those fruit thingies were in the way.
Also did this make anyone else’s balls hurt?
I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but as someone who has had obscenely over-producing fruit trees in their front yard, I never, ever minded people picking them. 95% are just going to fall into the grass and become lawn waste for me.
Where I live, if a fruit tree overhangs the sidewalk then you’re allowed to take anything that overhangs, but once you reach over the property line it becomes stealing. So what this person did would be completely legal here, assuming they didn’t drive their car over the property line or something.
If you can get your car close enough to fondle a tree you deserve the fruit.
