Every site is trying to pull a Bonzai Buddy now.

“We need all your info for advertising, not you can’t opt out unless you make an account and give us your email. Oops, looks like I hid the opt-out under a subheader. Amazon is now profiling you.”

WE USED TO CALL THAT SHIT A VIRUS.

ITS EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. NOW

“Hi I’m going to block this entire site until you give me your info, this is very cool and normal.”

Capitalism ruined the internet. The whole thing is malware now.

86 points

Thank God I can come home to all my dear bots and feds here at chapo dot chat

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Sorry, boss said you have to stay late at the office tonight

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20 points

from each according to his ability wink wink am I getting the lingo right

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50 points

Do Tankies Dream of Electric Sheeple?

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22 points

Today I was informed that it’s tankies, not neoliberals, who want to abandon the ROC, and the neolibs definitely won’t pull out of Taiwan the instant the US has chip parity. Gosh durned tankies.

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10 points

We have always been at war with Oceania

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28 points

But there’s an interesting question: will the US ever actually achieve chip parity, or will the industry just build some potempkin factory that’s always 5 years away from completion so they can keep milking the subsidies indefinitely?

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21 points

I feel safe on this website. I know there’s no point to all of you being feds because they already have microphones in my walls.

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This is related to a bigger problem, which is that you can’t really even trust newer communities to even have real people anymore.

Hexbear/Chapo.chat was kinda okay because it came about around 2020? I think? Which was still before AI became massive

but 4 years of AI evolution is huge, and I think that in another 3 years’ time it’ll be impossible to know if literally anything on the internet is even real, with the exception of stuff that’s dated to the “before-fore times”

The fake pictures and fake text are already extremely realistic, and videos should reach the same point in a few years time

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8 points

It’s already begun so much.

I shit you not I’ve been using chatGPT to handle EVERYTHING “professional”. I figured that since porky is such a perfectionist, I’ll just use chatGPT to fake a whole bunch of shit: cover letters, resumes, interview prep, work emails where I fake being a complete yes-man just so I can get hired and keep my job. ChatGPT will do all the buttering up for me, and I hope to learn how to play along to find out ways on how to trick anyone into giving me a raise or even hire me.

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37 points

at least bonzi buddy stayed on your desktop or laptop, now every fucking thing requires installing an app on my phone so they can track me

I really need to follow through with setting up an android VM on my NAS so I can install apps to it and avoid the tracking bullshit

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tbf your phone doesn’t need apps to track you, the OS already does that

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27 points

yeah but the companies who want me to install apps aren’t privy to that, that’s why they want me to install apps

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7 points

"Calculator requires access to your location information, files, etc. To function properly. "

We are the product.

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It’s also been so thoroughly enshitfied by big tech that the useable internet is a handful of social media sites.

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24 points

for really generous definitions of “usable”

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34 points

It would almost be forgivable if it didn’t slow everything to a crawl. At this point I’d let them put a tracking chip in my fucking brain if they’d just let websites load properly, but we aren’t even going to get that.

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25 points

Best I can do is Bounty ads beamed directly to your prefrontal cortex

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32 points

It’s so fucking bad! Nothiung should load less than instantaneously but between the amount of crap shoved in to every site and the atrocious coding habits of “webdev” everything is an absurdly inefficient mess.

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90 points

I miss the internet. I miss personally maintained websites, bulletin board forums, link pages, sprite comics whatever. It was sooooo much more fun. There was new stuff everywhere and in infinite variety. Now it’s instagram

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48 points

It’s so sad and disgusting. And the old internet, if it’s not gone, is impossible to find anymore. SEO has buried everything. : (

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41 points

It’s such a bummer. Whenever I’m bored with an internet connection it reminds me of that. It used to be I’d think of something I don’t know, Google it and look at all the pages different people made on the subject, whatever it may be from quicksand to medabots, you could find like a dozen at minimum websites made by just like…people who liked thst shit enough to make a website. They all had their style and voice. It felt truly limitless and like there was alway something out there waiting that you’d really be able to dig into.

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23 points

Insee vestiges now ang again for s popular prior to 2014 or so. If I google pokemon, I get Serebii and Bulbapedia and PokemonDB. And it’s an absolute delight! I googe lile Zelda TotK and I get game8, gamewith, IGN, which I get for almost every game. And those sites are fucking garbage that have to insert 40 paragraphs before they answer your question.

“Whats the fastest way to grind coins” for a game will get you results about how useful coins are, what you can buy with coins, why you might want to grind coins, other currencies in the game, then 3 sentences in the middle somewhere that actually answer the question.

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Remember how cool Stumbleupon was in the beginning, when it was all that kind of shit? Hit a button and get a random website that some random person made on like the evolution of horse manes or some shit. Then, like everything good, it got bought up by some megacorp and started redirecting to sponsored content.

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15 points

could you elaborate on what these 3 search engines do?

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46 points

What we’re seeing is the Wal-Martification inherent to capitalism.

I don’t mean this to offend but your instinct here, which is entirely relatable, is paralleled by the people whose political inclination is to try and wind back the clock to the 1950s or the Wild West or “before corporatism” (whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean) etc.

Obviously the huge distinction here is that you haven’t crafted your entire political analysis based on achieving a return to what was and you’ve accurately identified the political and economic forces at play that have caused things to develop in this way and you have a viable solution for the problem you’ve diagnosed. On the other hand, those groups have none.

The way that individual production and small-scale local production with small marketplaces that brought together groups with similar interests and some larger agora-like regional hubs gradually turned into increasingly larger corporate entities that vacuumed up all the small production, distribution, and exchange until all we’re left with is tiny little farmer’s markets existing within the margins between massive operations like Amazon, Wal-Mart, Costco etc. that are pretty much unavoidable today is nearly a 1:1 analogy for how the internet started and how it’s going, except in classic internet fashion of course this was done as a speedrun.

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31 points

Yeah, I kmow

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