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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist(www.theonion.com)

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CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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Hey OP! Did you copy my username format? Did I give you permission?

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Truck_kun@beehaw.org
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Last sentence is gold. Worth the read.

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Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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Could he swim?

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Ech@lemm.ee
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I just need to express how perfect that title is. The way it changes meaning with almost every additional word is really impressive.

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Drusas@kbin.social
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The Onion has been doing perfect titles for decades. It’s become harder for them in recent years, with reality coming to meet The Onion.

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arymandias@sh.itjust.works
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Imagine being the stock photo for this article.

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Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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Hopefully it’s an AI photo.

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