120 points

Is this the bookshelf of a thrice-divorced 45 year-old or a 15 year-old who wears a suit to school every day because he wants to be a businessman when he grows up?

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74 points

Yes

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33 points

First the latter, then the former.

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16 points

15 year-old who wears a suit to school every day

Briefcase wanker.

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13 points

You’re speaking to the future CEO of Nintendo. Show some respect.

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this isn’t funny because i have had to deal with these kids for years

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Having these books is actually worse than having no books

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83 points

Incredible that Death Note is the least cringe thing on the shelf.

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This bookshelf tells me you’re always at best 2 beers away from suggesting we should abolish age of consent laws.

Thats gonna be off-putting to most women

Lol

… The female equivalent bookshelf is like nothing but Harry Potter, Hilary Clinton’s memoir and “Lean In.”

Lmao

Funny comment on Reddit? Is this a miracle?

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40 points

First guy: Posts in r/Latestagecapitalism, Antiwork, worldofwarcraft and Tinder.

So probably like, the top 5% of tolerable redditors.

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… The female equivalent bookshelf is like nothing but Harry Potter, Hilary Clinton’s memoir and “Lean In.”

an older woman who’s house i visited last week had these exact books

as well as like 5 biographies which makes it funnier

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9 points

as well as like 5 [Maggie] biographies which makes it funnier

there really is no alternative lmao

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65 points

Shelf? Honey, that’s a book cubbyhole. 😂

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He hasn’t finished reading them yet.

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