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“Very well, sir. I will send the documentation for your life unsurance and a copy of your will to xXUltr4k1ll0rsl4y0rXx@hotmail.com and to your wife at sweetiecutiepony@freenet.com

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I’m guessing life unsurance would just be euthanasia. Or would they pay you if you survived for longer than expected?

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I was joking because you wrote “unsurance” instead of “insurance”

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I now have a name@surname.net email, and I feel like a boss everytime I give it to someone

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This is the way. It’s way more professional than a freemail account (Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail, etc)

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My last name ends in “us”, so I have my last name as my full domain (a .us top level). Pretty proud of myself for figuring that out. 😆

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I also got myself a surname.me domain for this reason. Now I feel like a boss.

p.s. I’m also a bit scared if the .me domain could be called of by the country,. since it’s not a genericTLD, controlled by Montenegro.

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same, I feel lucky to have such an uncommon surname because I easily got the domain lol. there was a short version with the last two letters as the TLD but that was already taken sadly

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My last name is too common and shared by some large companies to get anywhere close to it as a domain name.

I got <surname>-net.com, which is still cool I guess.

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2 points

Is your last name “Incorporated”?

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Or “org”

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me, recognizing this problem at 16, and spending literally like a week coming up with the perfect username

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Do you feel like you succeeded?

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had no complaints about it so far, it’s short and sweet and has a meaning.

write it on my gravestone please

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8 points

It’s weird to ask me personally to write it on your gravestone but if you insist…

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Your example is pretty amazing, I have seen your username everywhere, assuming it’s all the same person.

Meanwhile I have a different one per account. Not even trying to hide my identity, I just can’t decide. This is also why I don’t have tattoos.

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Are you telling me that xxXProGamer360NoScopeXxx isn’t a good username?

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How did you get my work email?

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Goddamn this makes me feel old. When I was 12, N64/PlayStation 1 were the dominant systems

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When I was 12, I had to write my own games in BASIC

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When I was 12, the NES was the dominant system.

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I was on a conference call with this guy I work with an HR. We had to go on a work trip together and she was getting out contact info for the flight.

She wanted our personal emails due to work email limitations. I just give the first initial last name thing.

The guy I worked with paused for a moment and said…”Iliketurtles” haha I’m pretty sure he made an adult email after that.

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