89 points

I like how he’s even trying to be cheap about the number of walls it takes to make his apartment.

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I like that they must offer him 15K to move out. Because that makes sense.

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16 points

He’s well aware that he’s broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

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6 points

I mean, if I was renting a place and it only had 3 walls, I might not feel great about paying the rent. And the whole landlord system is pretty bullshit, though I’m not sure what he thinks of the current state of the housing market if he thinks 20k is more than enough.

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10 points

Maybe he lives in a triangle. 🤣

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80 points

Im too tall to drive a regular car, there exists zero support for people like me. Zero.

Bitch, I’m 6’10" and fit just fine into every single car we tried out when buying a new one last year. Shut up.

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68 points

I insist on being in the rotational center of the car.

There’s more to unpack there than we realize, and I for one would like to see this sovereign citizen’s ideal mode of travel

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25 points

McLaren F1 clearly

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6 points

My guess is he’s about to pay too much for a shitty McLaren body kit on a civic that won’t move the cockpit to the centre of the vehicle.

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16 points

I imagined him in a giant metal rollcage hamsterball

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I’m not as tall as you, and I’ve encountered 2 car models I don’t fit comfortably in. Meanwhile, my friend who is average height claims not to fit into most vehicles. I think some people want significant room above their head and past their feet for some reason.

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7 points

I’m 5’6” and if I were shorter I would definitely struggle to reach the pedals on some cars

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9 points

Vertically challenged gang!

I hate getting work done on the car and getting back in to find the pedals are like 3 feet away… Who worked on this, Chewbacca?? Lol

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1 point

I have an ex who was 4’-10". There were definitely cars she couldn’t drive.

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Yeah, but where do you rotationally exist in the car when that happens? Checkmate statist

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5 points

But how will he signal how tall he is to everyone on Facebook?

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3 points

I’m 6’3", and every car I’ve tried that’s newer than 1970 is just fine. My dad has a old sports car I can’t drive because even with the seat all the way back my leg jams between the steering wheel and the shifter.

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66 points

I don’t understand how people like this can exist AND SURVIVE in a society consisting of real, actual people.

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I need to save this post. Next time I encounter a rabid trump supporter I need to make them read it an explain to them that’s how they come across when talking about trump. It probably won’t work tho…

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11 points

Don’t give them any ideas please

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11 points

Some people just have such infrequent contact with anyone other than their niche circle of friends/neighbors that they can just kinda keep-on-truckin’ in their frictionless existence until they pancake.

This guy looks like he’s heading for a pancake situation. But its not hard to see why someone who has - by good fortune or cleverness - simply dodged any consequences for their actions thinks they can keep doing it forever.

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62 points

I want this person to draw me exactly what this car with a seat in its rotational center looks like.

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47 points

It would probably look something like this:

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13 points

I see Time Cube, I upvote.

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4 points

Love me some time cube. See also: TempleOS.

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10 points

Yesss, this is why Flat Earthers are so stupid. Earth is clearly a cube, duh!

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McLaren F1 would be an example I guess? Don’t know why they can’t just say “central seating position”…

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Still better than flying!

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9 points

A motorcycle fits the criteria, although it isn’t exactly a car.

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1 point

That was my first thought too.

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41 points

I see no reason to pay for my current [car], which I rarely drive.

If you borrow money, you have to pay it back, based on the terms of the loan agreement. Whether or not you make use of the Thing you spent that borrowed money on is irrelevant.

What I am most curious about is what car “will be potentially available” in a month that has a driver’s seat in the “rotational center of the car.” Is he talking about a McLaren?

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12 points

Nah, he’s ordered one of these bad boys:

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11 points

He talked about the Electra Mechanica Solo in another post?

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8 points

That’s not the car I’d recommend for tall people…

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8 points

That only matters to people for whom the laws of reality matter, but he’s not a people, he’s an individual, and so reality doesn’t apply.

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