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Bro, I don’t even care. This shit is hilarious. Pass it.

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They’re doing it all wrong, though.

If the furries start acting out, just toss a pokeball at them & they’ll act however you want!

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Bro, I wanna get a poke ball for this express purpose. Just gotta make sure it won’t shatter on the floor. I don’t see a lot of futures basically ever, but when I do, I’ll be ready.

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My daughter got bullied by other kids for being a furry because she likes leather chokers and they were saying she was wearing a dog collar.

Considering how much school administrations support bullies (while claiming to be anti-bullying), I’m glad we weren’t in Oklahoma.

We had to take her out of school due to all of the bullying anyway, but that would have made it even worse.

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Also, iirc didn’t you disagree with me about students having the option to opt out a schooling several months ago?

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stalking ain’t a good thing man

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? I’m reading, and remember their name?

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We didn’t opt out of schooling. The online school is a state program paid for with taxes like any other state school. No tuition is charged.

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I’d like to clarify, I never made an argument for private schools (I don’t think). I just made an argument against trapping students in mandatory public schools. I agree online state school is a massive step forwards but also giving that option recognizes that trapping kids where they don’t want to be isn’t a good thing. Even if it exposes them to something adults think is important, like a social environment of their peers.

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several months ago

Jesus Christ man, let it go.

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Lol, not like I’m stalking them, I just remembered it, it seemed contradictory

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wemird

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School administrations often are the bullies.

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HR for children

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but the fun stuff is that they manage to beccome the bullies not out of will but because of their sheer lack of competence and backbone

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My boyfriend used to wrap his collar twice around his wrist and wear it as a bracelet. I’ve taken to it myself and it seems like a great way to let your freak flag fly while not pushing social boundaries too hard.

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That was her way of doing that. Now that she’s no longer in that school, she wears a spiked collar and a leather punk jacket as part of her wardrobe. She was pretty much the only kid in her school listening to the Ramones.

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Lawmaker: "If these flurries think they’re animals, we’re gonna treat them like animals! "

Furries: “Yes, that’s exactly what we want.”

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Lawmaker, 5 minutes later: “Who is responsible for this farce??”

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We gotta test people as how they identify amirite?

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Yep if I slap ur balls and you say “owo” then I’m calling animal control

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If you slap my balls, animal control won’t get there fast enough to save you.

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