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Not gonna lie, if a Furry told me they got arrested by animal control I’d be impressed.

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Is there anyone at cons who plays that role? Like walking around with a big net and a villainous smirk?

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Considering fur is a kink for a bunch of people, I’d say this is entirely likely. Even more so: your animal control Dom is also a furry.

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This is a thing at burning man every year. A group goes out as animal control with nets and catches furries. It’s an ongoing feud

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Considering how terminally online one has to be to find themselves on this platform, I’m surprised how little any of y’all know about furries

And well, it’s not literally animals in that sense. At least not the entire community.

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9 points

Kind of like getting a speeding ticket on a bicycle…

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That happened to me once! I was 15 and going to school, was riding a Lotus Eclair I’d fixed up. I entered the school zone and wanted to see if I could get over 25 mph. But there was a cop hiding and I got a ticket. I had to tell my parents, and I think they were impressed with my 31 in a 25 speeding ticket.

The best part was having to go to court, and the judge asking how I got a Lotus (she was thinking of a car) and then upon learning the truth, asking the officer why he was wasting his time stopping a kid on a bicycle.

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I’ve got to admit that Republicans are always finding new and creative ways to be outrageously villainous and hateful

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It’s because furries are overwhelmingly queer and often used as a stand in for fear mongering about trans people (ex: the “litter boxes in schools” rumor).

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Furries are the next target after trans people.

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I would say it’s more that they recognize furries are largely a queer subculture (regardless of the fact that straight furries exist) and correctly recognize it as less objectionable to most people’s sensibilities to say you’re getting furries removed from schools by animal control than it is to say you’re getting queer kids removed from schools by animal control.

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I mean, furries have been targeted by the right for a long time, but they are nothing if not famous for winning the battle but losing the war when it comes to trying to stamp out subcultures they don’t like. They’ve finally given up on trying to legislate homosexuality away, so now they’re turning their attention to a less understood and more marginalized subculture of individuals. They’ll give up on that eventually too when they realize they’ll never win and turn their attention to the next vulnerable group to rally and galvanize their base.

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51 points

Not to mention wrong. Sounds like a result of the litterbox panic from a little while ago.

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Which stemmed from an active shooter measure that would have allowed kids to relieve themselves without out having to leave the safety of their hiding place.

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8 points

Is that really what it’s from? If you could share a link I’d much appreciat it!

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I’m pretty sure kids are going to do that regardless of the legality…

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12 points

Being a politician is all about getting attention. The more outrageous the bill or the thing the bill is addressing the more attention. This bill will hopefully never pass, but here we are talking about it.

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And projection that a bunch of them are probably into furries, or domination, or both.

We clearly need Barney Frank’s ‘expose em when they oppress’ tactics back in the house.

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188 points

On one hand, this has got to be public trolling. On the other, it’s still a bill calling for a classification of people to be removed from society. If it weren’t so scary it would be funny.

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Fascism demands outlandish “enemies” in order to justify punishment as policy. Usually, no suitable ones exist, so they are created through outlandish fantasy.

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it’s both fucking insane and scary. remember that furry hate has always been thinly veiled homophobia

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This is a weird amount of preoccupation to have with a subculture of mostly queer people who just watched too much Disney and read too much Warrior Cats or Animorphs as kids.

In general furries embrace their cringe and are unashamed of the stuff they enjoy, can’t say I see anything near as wholesome from the company you keep when you’re hand wringing about sexual degenerates that should be banned from schools.

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You can not be homophobic and have similar thoughts on a subject with a group that is.

Very little has a strictly black and white separation in this world, it’s all shades of grey.

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Gays. Black people. Non Christians. Your exact statement has been said about all of them.

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8 points

You don’t like Bugs Bunny?

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Idk man that doesn’t quite sound like hate to me. More of a sting dislike. I think the point still stands.

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This is a wild take

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Non-furries love anthropomorphic animal characters. Our culture is full of them; all cultures are. Furries didn’t invent sports mascots, Looney Tunes, the Easter Bunny, Aesop’s fables, or the Egyptian pantheon. Obviously it’s not the appreciation for talking animals that people actually hate. So why is it that, out of all the weird subcultures that exist, the one that gets the most hate thrown at it is the one centered around a love of something universal to all human cultures?

It’s because the founders of the modern furry fandom were gay and poly, and the fandom has always had an overwhelmingly LGBT membership because it used to be the only non-fetish community that openly accepted gay and trans people. All anti-furry hate is either a negative reaction to the fandom’s queerness or a deliberate attempt to attack the LGBT community by proxy.

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186 points

anthropomorphic behavior

Anyone else morbidly curious about what happens if they don’t fix the bill’s wording and accidentally ban “human-shaped behavior” at school?

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SSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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How ironic. By trying to make people not act like animals, they force everyone to behave like animals.

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12 points

Oklahoma conservatives vs word with more than 3 syllables challenge, who will win?

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My thoughts too!

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