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A literal pipe dream.

Glad NATO is taking this seriously though. Makes Trump being rejected at the ballot box even more important.

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I donā€™t think that them mistaking Baltics for Balkans twice and that getting through review counts as them taking it seriously.

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This looks like the NY Post fucking up. Iā€™m surprised they didnā€™t write it in crayon, itā€™s their favorite snack over there

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mistaking Baltics for Balkans twice

No, they mistook it for Balkans once. The other time they mistook it for ā€œBalkinsā€.

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Bilbo Balkins?

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Every professional military war games like this. Non story.

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How to run NATO wargames:

step 1: Vague excuse for an intervention

step 2: Horribly cripple your own side for the purposes of actual training

step 3: Make opfor exceptionally competent and prepared

step 4: Results are non-amazing, maybe even a very educational loss

step 5: Read about the mighty russian army beating NATO in NATO wargames

step 6: Read about how russia runs a wargame on easymode with cheats and barely wins, reinforce your beliefs.

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Yep. A true open war between NATO and Russia, with nukes banned, would be an unbelievably one sided advance into Moscow.

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How the fuck is Russia going to supply 50k troops by air? And how are they going to continue that while people are actively shooting at them? And how is a force of 50k troops, equipped with what I can only assume is the dregs of the dregs of the cold-war reserves, supposed to beat the entire polish/Lithuanian military, even without a thousand european jets dropping bombs on every dogtrail between the border and Moscow.

The main problem of the war would be how to divide up the land between Lithuania and Poland, and me learning the word for ā€œKoningsbergā€ in two more languages.

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Theyā€™re gonna use dragons. Noticed how Russia hasnā€™t lost a single dragon since the start of the war? This will become important later

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Yeah it would cause another ā€Wilno nasze" thing local Polish keep saying when they try to annoy you.

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Number 7 happens as soon as number 5 happens.

I also guarantee you after Russiaā€™s poor showing in Ukraine that NATOā€™s planning on holding the gap.

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Number 7 happens as soon as number 5 happens.

Yes, thinking there would be a 6 month delay in response to NATO territory being invaded is absolutely delusional. There would be a Polish flag flying in Moscow in 3 weeks.

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Iā€™d call it a wishful thinking, but I think that if things do go their way, they will absolutely try it.

  1. Russia calls up 200,000 more troops

On top of the 200,000 he just did in Nov? Or the 500,000 he did in April? Or was it the 450,000? I donā€™t think it is going to make a difference unless Russia deploys something new.

  1. It launches a spring offensive against Ukraine.

Note: Also have to win the spring offensive, which Russia is still not able to break through. That might change if Ukraine doesnā€™t get itā€™s funding.

  1. Cyberattacks against Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, and stiring up Russian nationals who live in those nations

Note: This was the Ukrainian attack plan too.

  1. Using those Russia nationals as a pretense for saying the (Baltic?) are rightfully theirs a military exercise called Zapad 2024 is launched with 50,000 Soldiers moving into Belarus.

When they say Russian nationals, they mean, using the local population in further meat wave tactics. Whether they want to or not. Either way, if Russia has gotten to this point, then 50,000 is still a very low number. It is going to take a lot more.

  1. Taking advantage of the transition period after the US election Russia claims ā€œBorder conflictsā€ forces it to take control of the (Suwalki Gap?)

Basically he expects there to be discord during the elections no matter who wins or loses. Hypothetical at best.

  1. War with nato. In 2025

And all of this is supposed to happen in less then a year. Outside of China and India joining the conflict, or Russia Pulling out a new super weapon, itā€™s a plan, but it takes into account so many layers and ā€œwhat ifsā€ that by the end you are left with a sliver of predictability at best.

Iā€™d bet on winning the lottery over Russiaā€™s wishful thinking.

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Yes, but to be perfectly honest, February 24 attack on Ukraine seemed quite noncredible to western military intelligence too.

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