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Honestly it’s a little how my mom talks when she gets upset. Just a stream of things that are loosely connected but are all bobbing along on the same river of emotion.

It’s how I get stuff like “You never call me you call your cousin he’s cheating on his wife you know just because you broke up with your girlfriend doesn’t mean you have to take it out on me”. You can kind of see how there’s a shared feeling or theme there but it’s not articulated.

I’m going to guess that for someone who produces output like that, input of that type goes in easily. They’re just vibing on the emotions.

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“Emotional Word Vomit”

New band name?

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Remember the emo bands from 20ish years ago? The lyrics in a nutshell…

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“I’m so misunderstood and unique, nobody else is anything like me, my life is very uncertain right now” -Every other song

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I randomly saw this “post emo” band at a local venue. It seems they’ve moved beyond words into pure emotional vomit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVoS5NlhF-g

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3 points

Mean Girls (the original!) has entered the chat

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It’s one thing all the parodies like SNL miss. Every mockery of him makes more sense than his babble, because you need things to make some sense to be funny for more than 90 seconds.

“Covfefe” gives you what, two seconds of a joke? When you work it into something, that something ends up more coherent than actual Trump.

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12 points

I never knew I had a brother but we obviously have the same mother.

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“This is the guy I want to represent my interests in international negotiations.”

– 40% of Americans

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“Joe Biden is the incoherent one.”

  • Those same 40% of Americans
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Biden is too old, and I wish we would have ran someone else to aim for 12 years. His administration has done a pretty decent job with what they’ve been given to work with. Honestly, we need to give them enough margin to be able to legislate without enormous concessions.

But when the alternative is gestures wildly that, this really shouldn’t be an open question.

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For me age is irrelevant if they can do the job but it’s abundantly clear neither Trump nor Biden are capable. The reason I think age doesn’t matter is because someone like Bernie Sanders has been rock solid on his positions for decades and can still form convincing arguments. I’m sure we’d all love a younger candidate and I’d have settled for Andrew Yang but the radical idea of a universal basic income ensured the DNC pulled him off stage.

The two party system has essentially guaranteed we will always be voting for the least damaging candidate and until we transition to ranked choice or abolish the DNC/RNC we’re just stuck right where we are.

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34 points

He just stumbles randomly from conservstive buzzword to Conservative buzzword without saying anything of substance. He’s literally the perfect candidate for them.

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If he wins the world is lost. His “leadership” is indicative of the same disease that’s increasing everywhere. It’s worrying and it’s all coming from the “right” of the political spectrum. Wars are coming.

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14 points

I’ve always had to remind myself and others of this. Trump isn’t the problem, not really. He’s just a symptom of the brain rot gripping the world at this moment.

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I’m tempted to at least partially blame COVID but things were sliding this way long before then. I mean there are people out there simultaneously claiming that masks don’t work and also that they’ll choke you to death from lack of oxygen…people have grown real accustomed to tolerating cognitive dissonance.

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Anybody got a link for an authorative explanation of why this is happening?

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18 points

40% of Americans think he’s smart.

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18 points

The word Think is a bit generous tbf

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6 points

True.

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We hope its only 40%.

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25% of Americans think he’s smart. 47% of Americans want him to be the president.

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Nah, they want a king. Some of them at least.

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Hell if isolationism is your goal maybe this would help /s

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97 points

An internal combustion engine came up to me, big strong internal combustion engine, tears in his eyes, and said “Sir, I want to thank for all you’ve done for this country, from the bottom of my spark plugs.”

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Was it ‘Mater?

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An internal combustion engine came up to me, and puttered out a better speech than that.

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And even that old internal combustion engine managed to sputter less than Trump did.

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79 points

Wtf is he even saying

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65 points

He’s writing his speeches for maximum SEO like a stable genius

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35 points

What ever you need him to.

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24 points

You know, you might be debanked. Good heavens! Debanked!!

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10 points

“I hate electric cars too now vote for me you scum!”

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They do believe the car thing. A relative of a friend told me she didn’t want Biden to take away her Honda CRV because she liked it so much. She seemed to think it was a nearly done deal, Biden’s coming to reclaim all fossil-fueled powered vehicles and make everyone buy electric cars. I didn’t ask for details.

Of course, the Republicans are standing strong against this atrocity.

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So this is the new “Obama’s gonna take all your guns!!1!” trope.

Which of course he didn’t. Either of the times the GOP leaders said he would. And they knew it. It was just to create hysteria among their base.

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Yep, though the gun manufacturers, via the NRA, probably drive that one. They LOVE it when a Democrat is in office because they can say that and watch gun sales rise.

I’m convinced they also love shootings, or at least did, for similar reasons - I’m sure, for a while, gun owners worried this latest shooting might be the one that generates new restrictions on gun purchases, so out they went to buy. At this point I don’t think they have anything to worry about; we as a country seem to have decided mass shootings are Just Great, so that little fear probably doesn’t work as well any more.

Let’s never forget the NRA’s solution to school shootings, after Newtown, was literally, “More guns in schools.”

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Obama didn’t increase firearm restrictions, but Trump did with the bump stock ban. Which, incidentally, is due to be overturned by the Supreme Court this year.

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It wasn’t for lack of trying though, because Obama did call for and back legislation to ban certain scary guns. Their attempts at the taking of guns simply failed the standard legislative process. Many of you probably weren’t of voting age at the time, but this process of attempting to take the guns actually did happen during the Obama presidency.

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I was of voting age in 2008. Banning or heavily regulating certain types of guns is not the same as sending the national guard into every home in the US to search for and confiscate them, which is exactly what conservatives have been saying will happen for at least a decade now. Iirc trump banned some kind of bump-stock-adjacent device, but I don’t recall any gangs of roving feds going door to door to round up all the ones that have already been purchased.

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Oh no! Obama Biden is coming for your guns cars! Only our guy can save from this totally real danger!

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I know why politicians claim it, because taking away something that belongs to someone is an affront to them the way “regulations requiring manufacturers to adhere to climate friendlier standards” isn’t, but it’s such an annoying instant radicalization people make.

Finding out gas stoves cause a significant percentage of childhood asthma and some states proposing a subsequent ban on household gas in new builds only became “BIDEN WANTS TO MAKE YOUR GAS STOVE ILLEGAL”. Subsidies for electric cars became “BIDEN BANNING GAS CARS” etc etc.

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I now wonder how much damage I did to myself sitting around camp fires for so much of my childhood.

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Probably some, but the real problem is when it’s enclosed indoors I believe.

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Just raw economics will win them over long run. EV will be price parity at some point not in the too distant future. In those sunny southern state, where solar + EV is just such a clear win, the rolling coal inbreds just can’t not see it.

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Depending on the generation of CR-V, I suppose - and without any hard math/stats despite how hard I’ve tried - I suspect the net impact of your relative driving it for the rest of its usable life vs buying a brand new EV to be significantly less, considering Lithium mining, curb weight, etc.

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… I’m not sure why you’re telling me this. Also, it’s not my relative.

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