153 points

Linux is so much better than sex.

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Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn’t think so!

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55 points

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You win, sex it is

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

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I compiled it for you :

fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
"Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>

It is pretty bad.

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32 points

Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

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21 points

op’s mum

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5 points

Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

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3 points

I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️

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101 points

Finally, chex quest HD

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43 points

The moment we’ve all been waiting for.

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55 points

Windows has finally been defeated.

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11 points

Evil is no more.

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Windows is kil

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62 points

Nobody using Windows is sad about this like the meme suggests however. Literally no one is “team windows” lol

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Nobody is actively team windows, but they immediately become team windows as soon as you suggest they try Linux.

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11 points

Maybe because people just don’t care for unsolicited “advice” from Linux nerds?

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Yeah, I’m a full-time Linux user but there are a lot of people who just seem to use Linux as a replacement for a personality and it’s fucking awful.

Not limited to just Linux, obvs, but it’s the topic de jure.

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No, there has to be a different reason women won’t talk to me

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I mean, I use Windows more than Linux, but seeing the news that it’s easier to play games on Linux is great. And from a dev perspective, if I more stuff just works on Linux, fucking fantastic.

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That’s wrong. It’s definitely not most people, but many are undoubtedly team windows people.

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Hey, just FYI, because these English rules about contractions can be very complex and confusing: you would never contract in this case. You would always write out “there is.” One helpful way to think about it is that “there is” is only contracted if it’s followed by an object:

  • There’s a spider in the room!
  • There’s the problem!

but if it’s followed by punctuation, don’t contract it:

  • He thinks there isn’t, but there is.
  • There is, and it is large.
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Why would Windows users be crying. Most users have ambivalence/hate relationship with it.

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Right, judging by the image, I assumed some of those games would run on Linux, but not Windows. Which didn’t make a lot of sense for a 90s Windows game.

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It’s too bad the native Linux versions of old id Tech 0/1/2/3/4 games aren’t being posted on Steam.

And worse, for the old id Tech 0/1 games it’s not even the Windows version, nor a native emulator, it’s running the DOS version in the Windows version of DOSBox in Proton.

Although now I notice this is actually a remake, not the id Tech 1 original.

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You do know gzdoom exists, right? You can play old id games and games based on the doom engine natively by purchasing them and running the .wad file through gzdoom.

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This is true, but for idtech 3 and 4 games there were official Linux binaries, but they arent distributed by platforms like steam, even though they already ship Linux versions of other games. Quake 4 or Doom 3 was I think the last of the official Linux binaries from Id.

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There are better source ports if you just want to play vanilla doom games.

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I know, you can set the native version up outside of Steam, (and they’ll probably be superior if it’s a source port). It would still be nice if the version Steam gave you was a native Linux version.

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