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Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

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That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

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9 points

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

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5 points

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

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18 points

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

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“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

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5 points

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

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We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

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7 points

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

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6 points

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

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5 points

Same here. Nobody liked it.

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I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

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I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

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We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

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I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

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Mine’s signed by Clinton.

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6 points

More admirable but not as funny

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4 points

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

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5 points

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

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57 points

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

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I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

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12 points

Follow the funsies…

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4 points

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

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11 points

How much could a box cost? $10k?

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9 points

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

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8 points

Was it Lockheed Martin?

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3 points

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

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3 points

And?

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6 points

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

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5 points

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

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44 points

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

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21 points

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

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That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

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42 points

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

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It’s a fitness test for students so the government can track public health metrics. That Lemmy has a problem with it says a lot about Lemmy and nothing about America being “crazy.”

That’s unrelated.

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We don’t know either. It’s just fucked and nobody cares.

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