My moneys on Zuck

21 points

My money would also be on Zuck, he is in great shape and also does judo competitions.

Elon is pale and round, he sleeps at the office and is a workaholic.

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I think Zuck does BJJ, not judo. Which would be even better for the cage fight.

Also, having hydraulic joints and titanium frame helps to absorb any damage Musk could inflict.

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10 points

Not even fair. The Zuck is a robot he doesn’t even feel any pain.

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15 points

The society of spectacle in all its absurd glory. Sigh

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Isn’t it depressing? This is literally where humanity has come to? Two billionaire tech-bros acting like spoiled children and we, the plebs, cheering like we did for the kings who sent us to slaughter so they could satisfy their ambitions of empire in medieval times.

Their interests are not aligned with ours.

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4 points

I hope they take eachother out.

But all in all, the lizzuck is the most likely to win given his MMA background.

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9 points

A boring dystopia.

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10 points

I feel weird supporting Zuck, but the thought of someone knocking that shit-eating grin off Elon’s face…

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2 points

Seriously, this is the first time I’ve been on his side I think ever….I don’t like it, but I stand by it.

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Yes, it’s impressive that he’s made evil overlord Zuckerberg seem like the people’s champion.

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I’m a long-time proponent of the participants of such matches being handed a single brick before they go into whatever closed room or arena has been agreed upon. Also leave a third brick in the middle of the area. It creates a certain degree of strategy. It also livens up the “just hugging” part of the fight that many UFC or boxing matches kinda devolve into.

Do you throw the brick? Use it to block a thrown brick? Use it add a blunt weapon? Plus you need to get that third brick, but doing so exposes you to getting hit with a brick as you bend down to get it. There’s so many choices it’s like rock, paper, scissors except it’s just brick, brick, brick.

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