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Zuckerberg/Musk Cage Match Incoming?(www.theverge.com)

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godless@latte.isnot.coffee
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I’d pay to watch that.

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donio@beehaw.org
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Gotta be Thunderdome rules though.

Edit, on a second though, I wouldn’t bother even then. Who cares about these a-holes.

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xernobyl@lemmy.pt
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Well, if both of them suffer that would be a win in my book.

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SomeGuyNamedPaul@beehaw.org
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That also depends on who the final boss is.

“Congratulations (insert name of winner), now it’s time to face off against…”

dramatic reveal

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wecalledhimmavis@beehaw.org
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chamim@kbin.social
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that’s the way to go 🏴‍☠️

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AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca
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My money would also be on Zuck, he is in great shape and also does judo competitions.

Elon is pale and round, he sleeps at the office and is a workaholic.

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Exilfranke@feddit.de
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Not even fair. The Zuck is a robot he doesn’t even feel any pain.

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tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz
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I think Zuck does BJJ, not judo. Which would be even better for the cage fight.

Also, having hydraulic joints and titanium frame helps to absorb any damage Musk could inflict.

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rmdes@beehaw.org
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The society of spectacle in all its absurd glory. Sigh

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sunbeam60@lemmy.one
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Isn’t it depressing? This is literally where humanity has come to? Two billionaire tech-bros acting like spoiled children and we, the plebs, cheering like we did for the kings who sent us to slaughter so they could satisfy their ambitions of empire in medieval times.

Their interests are not aligned with ours.

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Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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I hope they take eachother out.

But all in all, the lizzuck is the most likely to win given his MMA background.

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rob64@startrek.website
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A boring dystopia.

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Mothra@mander.xyz
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They’ve made a Trump-Biden AI debate, what are you creatives waiting to make a Musk-Zuck Mortal Kombat stream?

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AbidanYre@beehaw.org
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Perfect opportunity for MTV to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.

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kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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Hit a paywall on mobile, here’s an archive link:

https://archive.is/R9qiV

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