No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

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You tell 'em, brother!

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Do we have a ~~waterni~~ hydrohomies lemmy

I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

Then water is even further above what we supposed.

Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.

So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Yep but I am addicted to it

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

100% of people who don’t also die

No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is… well… leaking

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