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Something something rm -fr / to remove the french language pack

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and rm -rf removes only the République française language pack

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other ““french”” species are inferior and don’t deserve mention

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honestly I’ve had the best luck when I use the French Riviera version to delete my hard drive:

rm -Riv /

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Tabarnac.

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rm -fr /*

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newer versions of coreutils require --no-preserve-root on /* too

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Also you don’t want to preserve the word roots of it so you have to add --no-preserve-root

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That’s the only one I find particularly funny, the rest are just ok

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53 points

the people who troll or make fun of linux beginners are the same people who wonder every year why desktop linux isn’t more mainstream

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And 80% of these are on Lemmy, I mean put up a question or comment that how Linux is not helpful is simple tasks such as giving permissions to program without using command prompt , will get you downvotes/ you are idiot comments heavily.

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Yeah it’s pretty bad

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never had anything quite as bad, there are a lot of people commenting “JuSt SwiTcH tO LiNuX” and never answer when you explain how you’ve tried to switch but sim racing, CAD and many other things are way too complicated to get running reliably.

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48 points

:(){:|:&};:

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Now that’s a weird way you like oral sex…

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Do you not use the “ampersand” when “dining at the Y”? Prude. It’s perfectly safe with the proper preparation. Don’t believe the rumors, they’ve got all the signs of a moral panic.

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19 points

The forbidden emoji

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:()

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15 points

Classic fork bomb

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shoutout to @jaromil@fed.dyne.org who (i believe?) created this fork bomb :)

there is a great in-depth writeup about fork bombs in general, and this one specifically, here.

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cheers mate. it’s a virus because its copied all over ✌🏽 part of the artwork concept

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Why would you tell people to run that command? You’re a bad person.

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Also it’s just wrong advice, since you explicitly need --no-preserve-root for it to work… /s

Jokes aside, please don’t troll anyone with things, that can have severe consequences. Yes, they should have a backup. Yes, they should know how to restore from it. Yes, they should have tested it prior. Yes, you shouldn’t blindly trust people online.

But even then: Assuming my backup works and I can easily revert the damage. Maybe I need to complete an assignment until tomorrow and just lost 1-2 hours because my PC was busy doing the restore? There’s always a high chance of collateral damage

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if one would fall for this, do you really think that they know how to backup and restore backups?

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I am not bullshitting with this: I had a classmate A and classmate B just last year, where A jokingly mentioned to B to do a rm -rf /* for a class project on a VM. I could not believe it myself, but B actually did it and laughter ensued… Luckily B had a VM backup.

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Sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/* will fix your disk?

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Sudo: command not found

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4 points

Ok you made me spit out my drink. Good job.

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3 points

You deserve points for creativity

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don’t need --no-preserve-rootif you use /*

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Some people are really bad at empathy. They don’t actually, like, imagine the pain and confusion in the other person if they did unwittingly damage their computer. They’re thoughtless. That’s a lot of words to say “They’re kind of stupid.”

And some people do imagine the pain of the victim, and do it anyway. Those people should probably be on a watch list before they start killing small animals or shooting up a school.

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It’s a joke dude, on my part, and I’m sure on OPs part.

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it may be a joke answer, but then there are those described by the commentor who take joy and glee from it.

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17 points

It removes the french languagepack

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Having moderated forums back in the day, I can answer to some of that motivation.

First, some people are just bullies. A sense of tribalism forms around bullies, who feel the need to act out and repeat the abuses they have endured. Hazing stems from this, too. Cruelty masked as “you should know better,” advice. Given too late.

Some have a smug sense of superiority, and want to keep it that way. Less smart people means they stay king of the mountain. Others are scared their own lack of knowledge will cripple them if they don’t keep the potential competition down. Insecurities drown out any sense of empathy.

Some people hate themselves so they punish others in retaliation. Like, trying to erase past cringe by making others hurt to even the score.

A few are sick of “the same fucking newbie questions again and again and again,” but still hang out in newbie forums for some reason.

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Yeah this is the is the biggest reason I dislike Linux forums in a broad sense. Snobby elitist pricks.

Don’t even get me started on arch Linux forums… my favorite is when someone says is something like “this is super fucking simple you just follow this guide: [insert wiki link that is basically a scientific dissertation on the history of arch]

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I also feel like a lot of those people are there just to be pricks. I don’t think they really know much at all so their input was unwarranted in the first place.

The arch wiki is a very good resource and I use it for all Linux distros. But like most repositories of its kind, it gives you the how and not the why.

That’s what most people want from another person, they ask “how” but I think they mean “why”.

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I think the most annoying people in Forums:

“Well I use Debian, and I use only native packages! I update manually because I need to resolve those dependency problems! Go to hell with your Flatpaks and telemitry, I want freedom! Also I will never use Wayland because Mate doesn’t support it”

People thinking they can give advice, while they are clearly using outdated software, not scaleable maintenance effords, etc.

I had this in the KDE forum. Literally 2 dudes telling me no system could auto update, while my system does, today.

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people hating on flatpak is a clear indicator of people who don’t prioritize an easily useful system.

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If you truly understand a subject you like helping newbs, not insulting them. It is people who know just enough to sound like they do but are desperate to look like experts who are the biggest pricks.

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Interestingly enough the Arch Linux subreddit is or was way more tame in comparison to its forum
at least I always quoted the relevant paragraph in the wiki alongside a link since I believe it did a better job at explaining it than I could
and if it wasn’t in the wiki I added it into it beforehand

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The contrast is very strong with the Arch Wiki, which does a genuinely good job - for a set of short articles - at explaining how that whole machinery works. Yet, if you don’t understand something from there - good luck finding a person to explain what to do.

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I have had a mostly positive experience with the Arch Linux forums, though admittedly, I have never asked anything myself over there. I just turn out to find useful answers to rare problems that are hard to find in other platforms.
Maybe the real problem is the difference in expectations.

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It’s the same on Lemmy. Linux people live in a fantasy world…it’s like ya I’ve done some things on Linux but is it the best OS for most people? Nah. Not even close.

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