Source: Good Bear Comics

58 points

He was going to piss down the shower drain rather than use the litter box.

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9 points

As is custom.

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Still more civilized than how he usually does it from the rooftops intentionally missing the drain aiming at filthy poor pedestrians Gotham scum.

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3 points

Imagine a crime free Gotham. Living in fear not of a Batman that caused physical harm when he catches you breaking the law, but he does follow you around peeing on you until he finds another crook.

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3 points

And what’s wrong with that? Following it is a bunch of soapy and shampooy water

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Litter box is fine, he was just going to hang upside down from the ceiling and shit on her floor anyway.

Needs the shower though, have you tried to shit while hanging upside down and not covering yourself in it?? No chance.

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Seems like an oddly detailed thing to say, perhaps drawing from life experience? (If so, ngl, kinda impressed)

Also

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11 points

Bats: “How do you clean your back?”

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She licks her arm and rubs it on her back, of course.

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8 points

this guy cats

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221 points

“mind if I use your bathroom?”

“What’s a hroom?”

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62 points

Top tier level joke. Excellent work. Take the rest of the day off, you deserve it.

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17 points

Catwoman and her composting toilet keep scaring away the men

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