59 points
As someone who’s suffered a stroke, I normally wouldn’t laugh at this, but since it’s Mitch McConnell it feels okay.
11 points
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34 points
Peewee was in an adult theatre, which is I suppose the right place for a stroke.
7 points
6 points
Mandatory cock cages for all at the porn theater.
Idk, the past was weird. Who would go to a porn theater, at all?
4 points
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12 points
It’s an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
Also, hehe, he said stroke.
3 points
8 points
I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY
6 points
Bloody hell, took me a minute, but that’s gold.