52 points

it’s always the same comments rehashing the same old complaint when the real reason they designed it that way was to make you, the reader, mad

that’s right they hate you specifically

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24 points

True, that’s why I think Steve Jobs deserved to die of ligma

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24 points

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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16 points

My balls

Wait

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11 points

Tim Apple’s father

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7 points

Some kind of mind goblin.

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4 points

I know! That was the year I unfriended Jony Ive and he hasn’t been invited to my birthday since!

Diss me via computer peripheral? I say thee: nay!

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40 points

This must be a joke. That can’t actually be how they designed it right?

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40 points

They really didn’t want you using it as a wired mouse. Because aesthetics.

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14 points

Aesthetically this looks way dumber than a wired mouse.

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9 points

So that when other people see that you’re using the mouse wirelessly, because apple cares about how others perceive your product that you bought, not you.

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I mean, Apple users care more about how they’re perceived using an Apple product rather than the cost-to-quality ratio of the product itself. Why wouldn’t Apple cater to that? It’s like printing money, and Apple users are so fucking cult-ish they fixate on things like green text messages.

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27 points

It’s 100% true

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12 points

Yeah it’s real. My parents have one.

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The gen 1 mouse had removable batteries connected to a door on the bottom.

The gen 2 mouse went with a rechargable battery, but they didn’t want to retool the factories making the top shell, so they couldn’t put the charging port anywhere other than the bottom part they were redesigning.

Just charge the mouse overnight when you’re not using it. Also the charge cable disables the sensor so you can’t fix this “design feature” by modifying the mouse. Why not buy the desktop trackpad if you really need an input device when your mouse is charging?

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Why should I buy two devices to do the same job, where a single device from any other sane manufacturer would function 100% of the time? Especially after paying a premium for the branded device?

Pay more to get problems others don’t have, then pay even more on top to solve those problems…

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You don’t become a trillion dollar company by selling people things they need. The strategy is to induce demand.

Apple designs products so that when broken it requires a repair that costs 50-75% the cost of the device if repaired by Apple. If you’re paying that much to fix it you might as well just buy a new one.

The apple vision pro is glued together, the outer shell and internal lenses have highly scratchable plastic on the outside. Want to fix it, over a thousand. They can’t just remove some screws replace the broken part. This is a deliberate design decision.

It’s not about making good products, it’s about money. If you decide buy a trackpad for when your mouse is charging, apple make bank.

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15 points

Or buy literally any other mouse that you can use while charging…

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Yup, I have a Logitech MX Master 3 at work and it works just fine while charging. Oh, and it has two real scroll wheels, a thumb button (great for switching workspaces), and is really comfortable to use. A magic mouse has none of those things.

At home I have a Logitech Triathlon at home, which I actually like better. There’s no horizontal scroll wheel, but the vertical scroll can tick side to side to get the same effect. It’s smaller, uses AA batteries, is more convenient to switch devices (I have it connected to my Steam Deck and another laptop), and the thumb button is easier to press.

I really don’t like the magic mouse. To be honest, I also don’t like my MacBook Pro, but I need it for work, so whatever. I guess I’m just not the target market.

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-1 points

But my aesthetic!

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6 points

Charge the mouse over night 😂

The magic mouse is just shit with crappy ergonomics and user-hostile design like most of their hardware. It’s just pretty to look at.

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I don’t even think it’s pretty to look at, it’s honestly quite boring. Then again, I don’t like how any of Apple’s hardware looks, so I guess I’m not the target market.

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35 points

You charge it like that for 15 minutes, and then you get a month of battery life. Odd design choice tho

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52 points

Or get a normal mouse you can use while charging for 15 mins and then have a month of battery. Or charge for 2hrs while using and have six months of battery.

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Or buy two of these mice, so you always have a charged one waiting. (This comment was sponsored by Apple)

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13 points

Had me in the first half

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30 points

Or get a wired mouse and it works forever

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4 points

Or get a wireless mouse that charges through the mousepad and it works forever while not having wires connect to your mouse.

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2 points

This is twenty twenty, everything is air gapped or you’re not relevant. Don’t look in my room.

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1 point

Yeah same, $4 from kmart

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1 point

At my desk, I agree. From my sofa, not so much

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-3 points

Dragging the mouse cord across the desk is annoying though, and mouse bungees don’t fix the problem entirely

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Here’s the thing about that though. The one thing the Magic Mouse does really well, is smooth scrolling. Apple makes it so no other mouse can do that since they control the software. So despite all the other issues it has, if you want their buttery smooth scrolling you have to use the Magic Mouse. And Apple shills will refuse to go without it, thus Apple makes bank off their otherwise shitty mouse.

The only solution to this is a sea change where people stop buying apple products purely out of brand loyalty, which will probably never happen because they do make enough genuinely good products to keep people from losing faith, like the M1/2/3 laptops.

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Actually, there is software for OSX to do that, works quite well.

https://mos.caldis.me/

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-14 points

People would leave them plugged in damaging the port.

It’s a design to prevent stupid people damaging their products than having to deal with warranty claims that they can’t just tell you “you’re a fucking moron, unplug it to use it and it won’t get damaged”.

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12 points

Or you could have a port that’s not garbage like every wired mouse with a removable cable…

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11 points

I have a Logitech MX Master with the charging port in the front. It looks like this. I can plug it in and use it just like a wired mouse while it charges. It’s great.

Stop making excuses for Apple. They’re a megacorp, they don’t care about you. They overcharge users for gimmicks and compatibility lock-in every chance they get.

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8 points

If that were the case, every other computer peripheral manufacturer would use a similar design or face similar warranty claim issues. Which they don’t. So nah, that ain’t it, chief.

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16 points

Wow, you’re super early to the party.

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They must have thought that people would buy two to have one while the other charged

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