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Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

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Exactly we need serial killers who target nazis and right wing assholes. We could give them medals.

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There’s a reason those don’t exist.

He’d get hunted down extra fast. The cops would unload full clips on random cars that just look like the killer’s car. They’d send every man they’ve got after the killer, and then burn down the cabin in which he’s hiding.

Cops are right wing assholes and look after their own.

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Where do you draw the line on someone who is a “right wing asshole”?

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Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?

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16 tonnes per person per year.

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Spitting straight facts

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Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

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Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

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Why do you think I’m worth so much?

I’m flattered and flustered.

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15 points

They already can become mainstream celebrity and do a bunch of money selling their stories through books and movies. So why bother?

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I think they might struggle with the legal work

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Finally a use for NFTs!

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Eh, just another proposed use case where a simple normal database does the job much better. And without unnecessary carbon impact, you’re trying to sell the removal of those after all!

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9/11 terrorists: I’m gonna make so much money with this

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