“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.

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“I have autism, please be patient”

If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live

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It’s a strategy. You might get extra training that helps you live longer… .

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Play it up too well and you might get some sweet cybernetics!

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Simple Jack/Johnny Five your way to never leaving basic training! Sergeants hate this secret trick!

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18/f/cali

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How you doing?

Want to trade pictures?

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caliber?

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“This side towards enemy” but on the backside of the helmet

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*gets shot by commanding officer the first day out of basic

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friendly fire isn’t

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Friendly

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they’d have to to prevent me from shooting them

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Look out everybody! We got a real Barney badass over here!

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Dang this guy has WW3 figured out already

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In case of KIA delete browser history

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