8 points

She should have been the little mermaid (👁 ͜ʖ 👁)

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nah, movie would have been so much worse if it had any redeeming qualities.

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144 points

I saw this movie and I don’t think she was meant to be poor, she was supposed to be a member of the working class compared to everyone else wasn’t working class. She’s a high end escort on an island retreat with the most famous chef in the world, I somehow don’t think she charges $40 for some dome. The head chef is also clearly not a poor person, but is still working class. That distinction was kind of the entire point of the movie

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27 points

Oh brother, if you’re working, you’re poor.

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The downvotes… Listen, if you have to work, you’re a wage slave. Doctors are wage slaves. Lawyers are wage slaves. It’s not until they pay off their massive student loans, complete their residency programs and make smart investments that they can stop working. This problem is made worse by a lot of them by trying to live outside their means (possible at any income level).

If you don’t have to work, even for health care, then you are rich.

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3 points

He’s not poor, poor is a mentality.

He’s broke.

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2 points

Thanks, Dave Chappelle.

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14 points

Yeah but there’s poor and then there’s poor

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6 points

Well… Spez is coming into the Reddit office and probably does some fucked up shit there he might call work and gets paid 200M a year. That’s not poor. If you have to work not lose your quality of life, then it makes more sense.

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/r/jailbait was absolutely the hardest that man worked in his entire life.

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6 points

Love how there’s endless words for blowjobs. Recently I learned “bop”, TIL “dome” lol

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3 points

Also “head chef”

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19 points

She’s the one who ordered the cheeseburger right? She looked like she had never eaten a cheeseburger in her life and didn’t know how to eat it. Of all the actors to choose for a burger scene, they went for the worst.

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7 points

She ordered a cheeseburger, not because she wanted to eat a cheeseburger, but because she saw an article about the head chef starting out at a burger joint, and he looked so happy. She played the game correctly, packed up, and left.

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40 points

She’s one of a few people in Hollywood that, come one, we all look at them and know that’s not a human. That’s an alien. But its an attractive alien who also is talented so we all just kind of look the other way.

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18 points

Exhibit A :

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13 points

And look, Anya is wearing “Golden Labia” by Alexander McQueen.

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5 points

We all just have a little Cpt. Kirk in us all.

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1 point

Yeah, because of all his time travel shennenigans.

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34 points

Like Benedict Cumberbatch?

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7 points

Oh, I thought it was spelled Humperdink Thundersnatch

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3 points

Did you now?

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30 points

When Benedryl Cabbagepatch is trying to sound American he ends up sounding like a German person playing a British actor doing an American accent. I like him as an actor but his accent in Dr Strange is just…off somehow.

Compared to Hugh Laurie or Idris Elba who both do it flawlessly.

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3 points

Please try to pronounce Bandersnatch Cummerdills correctly next time, it is the man’s name after all…

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3 points

We had a batch of Long Island Iced Tea in the fridge and we had the bright idea of mixing it with lemonade and calling it a Long Island Arnold Palmer, and trying to say that phrase is a good way of approximating Crumbleslap’s American accent.

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3 points

I liked his documentary on penogwns

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16 points

I think the problem is his American accent has no definitive region. He hits his A sounds like he’s from California and his O sounds like he’s from Minnesota, and he’s playing a New Yorker. It’s very jarring.

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8 points

Hahaha He’s literally the other main example I bring up whenever I mention this.

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Anna Taylor-Joy is weird.

She’s absolutely magnetic on camera, but I don’t know if she’s actually that attractive in the real world, or if it’s just that she looks great on camera.

Reminds me of how (IRC) some Hollywood insiders call actors Lollipop people. Huge head, big eyes, tiny body. Looks great on film, face really fills up the frame, you can see their expressions better, relatively small body looks normal sized.

It’s like the Simpsons joke where they go to a film set, and someone explains that cows don’t look like cows on film, so they use horses.

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12 points

Having a unique face (as long as it’s not repulsive) is more important than having a pretty but forgettable face in movies.

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Reminds me of how (IRC) some Hollywood insiders call actors Lollipop people. Huge head, big eyes, tiny body.

I’ve never heard that before, but it makes sense.

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77 points

Steven Colbert said in a recent interview with Taylor Tomlinson that she should be prepared that some of the most beautiful people on Earth look like lizards in real life because that’s just how filming works. So you might be on to something

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16 points

Taylor Tomlinson is pretty damn funny. Saw her live a couple years ago and had a good time. Her opener also killed it, I just wish I could remember his name.

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