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Wait that’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.

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Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?

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I did now.

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I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.

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This is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that’s not who this is bc one of them is fake.

And then continue with: except that’s a lie bc actually, two are fake!

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Never trust a man with two first names.

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What about three first names? Does the third one cancel out the second, or is the effect cumulative?

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“Von” isn’t a first name, it’s German for of/from. Same with the Dutch “Van”, the Italian “da”, the French “de” (though that one might mean "the ", I’m not sure) and several other examples from different languages

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The Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas.

Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.

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It took me a minute, they really resemble each other pretty closely. She probably gets confused with Bismarck alot. I bet people are telling her all the time, “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Otto von Bismarck?” and everytime she has to pretend like it’s the first time she’s ever heard that and thank them for the compliment, but inside she’s like, “Goddamnit.”

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She’s a national treasure

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If that’s true why hasn’t Nicholas Cage stolen her?

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No, those are 3 paintings and one photo of Otto von Bismarck, you silly Billy!

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What if someone takes a picture of a painting? (It’s a strange scenario, I know.)

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Still not a photo of Bismarck but a photo of a painting

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