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How come I only have 5 bullets for the gun, but the 1911 has a total capacity of anywhere from 7 to 9, and maybe even up to 15? Furthermore, how come the bullets look like classically rimmed revolver cartridges, but are for this 1911? I think I might go for the gun, just because it either doesn’t work at all, or is maybe a really interesting piece of mechanical work.

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The castle and either the gun with no bullets or the motorcycle would be the more responsible answer. If determined enough, you could eventually get it to where you could make bullets but you could also eventually get it to where you could refine compatible-enough fuel from organics or something.

If the DeLorean is the variety with the time machine and the time machine itself doesn’t need any special fuel, then that changes things of course.

But fuck it I’ll take the lsd and the vape.

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I’ll take the uranium. It doesn’t matter what I blow up with it, the butterfly effect will mean the rest of the world is changed forever. Because fuck you, you should’ve asked before sending people to the medieval era.

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Ruin all that precious pre-1945 steel.

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How would you blow it up? Do you have the technical knowledge to actually do anything with it?

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I would hit it really hard with a sledgehammer. It worked for Mr Burns’ father

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That’d not how it works

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Almost all of these will get you drowned for witchcraft

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Not if you can burn them with the 5W laser first

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At least you can shoot the head Inquisitor before they decide to take you away.

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I thought witchcraft trials were a much later period kind of thing, no? Like a pilgrim-era, maybe even post-renaissance kind of thing.

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Nah. Medieval folks understood the idea of mechanical engineering and complex music instruments, take the spices and the keyboard and instead some dude will just stab you for them.

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It’s not on there. I want a small tablet with a solar recharger. It will be loaded with all of the texts I can find about math and engineering and science.

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