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Almost all of these will get you drowned for witchcraft

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Nah. Medieval folks understood the idea of mechanical engineering and complex music instruments, take the spices and the keyboard and instead some dude will just stab you for them.

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At least you can shoot the head Inquisitor before they decide to take you away.

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Not if you can burn them with the 5W laser first

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I thought witchcraft trials were a much later period kind of thing, no? Like a pilgrim-era, maybe even post-renaissance kind of thing.

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The spices and the laser pointer? You can just pretend to be a spice trader and when needed, blind people to escape.

The dab pen and magic keyboard were tempting, but De. Wesker made a good point ab out witchcraft.

Motorcycle might be cool because you can melt it down or disassemble it once you run out of fuel.

Another important question is Medieval times where?

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Motorcycle can run off distilled alcohol if you’re crafty.

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Another important question is Medieval times where?

That’s why you pick the motorcycle.

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Still makes a big difference. China? Bottle rockets are just like ok, you have some bottle rockets. India? Spices are just okay, you have some spices. India might appreciate the keyboard more than Europeans, like “nice, a versatile harmonium!” vs “OMG Satan” like you might get in Europe. North America and you might be able to convince a tribe that you’re a shaman with Super Mushrooms using the LSD.

The motorcycle had better be a dirt bike or it’s not going to be of much use except maybe in China or where there were vestiges of Roman roads.

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Sorry, I just think the moog and the motorcycle are the correct answer no matter what. Everything else was just distractors for petty minds.

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Medieval times aren’t exactly known for their paved roads.

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I think no one around here realizes how fucking insane a 5 W laser pointer is, it’s not blinding people level, it’s more like, don’t shine it at anything white or you might blind yourself level.

For reference the highest laser security classification starts at 0.5 W.

Maybe I’m exaggerating here but 5 W is definitely a lot.

So yeah, I’m down with the laser pointer.

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That’s a good point. If it’s strong enough to start a fire, that’s serious power. The only issue is running out of battery power.

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I’ll take the DeLorean and the castle

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It’s not on there. I want a small tablet with a solar recharger. It will be loaded with all of the texts I can find about math and engineering and science.

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dab pen all i need baby

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