117 points

Nah in a lot of cases the guy doing the bare minimum also makes more than you.

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59 points

He’s a project manager!

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8 points

Do project managers make decent money? In my field I’ve always been told developers make significantly more.

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17 points

I would make more as project manager, but I don’t want to be on the phone and write mails with clients all day

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developers SHOULD make more, but in my experience they don’t. I suspect part of this is because the people that make the salary decisions frequently talk to the PM so they know he’s valuable, but the devs even if he has talked to them he likley doesn’t have a relationship with them, and sees them primarily as a number of spreadsheet that can be replaced with less expensive developing nation devlopers anytime the stock price goes down (or in my case went up but they thought it was going to go down, so they went ahead and laid off 1,000 devs in the States anyway, promising to hire 3,000 Indian devs in their place, and then not actually doing that even, which made the stock price go up again)

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21 points

Every time I’ve been promoted I’ve made more money and done less work. At this rate I’ll be 9-5 on the golf course in a few years making $500k/yr.

Kidding. Golf blows.

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3 points

Whoa there friend, let’s not disparage the game just because of its association with capitalist pigs and blowhards.

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2 points

Free golf for everyone!

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6 points

Can I disparage it for it’s ecological impact?

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2 points

I like mini golf. Good use of land competitively. If CEOs met in the mini golf course I think the world would be in a better place.

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82 points

The real payment is all the traumas we got along the overtimes

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26 points

Hah! You got overtime? I just got trama and toxic managers.

In a better spot now, though

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8 points

At my previous job they had a special term for unpaid overtime: “Professional time”

So glad I’m no longer working there.

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2 points

“Professional time” sounds like a euphemism for wanking off on the clock.

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5 points

Unpaid overtime probably (which would be a hard no from me)

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4 points

We got straight banked time off in-lieu. It was bullshit.

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17 points

And neither gets enough to cover inflation.

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5 points

…and the one that puts in the unrecognized effort will eventually punch a hole through several people’s chests…

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2 points

…but he’ll, like, feel bad about it later.

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57 points

I get paid way more than my coworkers, and even my supervisor, because when I got hired I immediately made a bunch of random tools in google sheets that only I know how to maintain, and spread them around until everyone was using them. Before long, I was essential to my department, and praised for going “above and beyond” even though I was mostly just dicking around making the tools rather than doing my actual job.

I have 0 coding experience, so the tools are absolutely horrendous behind the scenes, but that just means that they break pretty often, and people are reminded that only I know how to fix them. So, when I went looking around on LinkedIn for other offers after a few years, I eventually got one that was paying way more since it was in a major metro area, and I took it back to my manager to negotiate a 50% raise and a full-remote designation that virtually nobody else in my office is given.

You don’t get ahead by working hard, and you don’t get ahead by working smart to benefit the company, you get ahead by working smart to benefit yourself. Think about it this way - if you’re at the store to buy bananas, and you see that they’re selling bananas for $0.05 ea, you’ll likely think “Wow, that’s a great deal!” and buy a bunch of those bananas at the $0.05 price. You’re not going to pay them the price you think would be fair for a banana, you’re going to take advantage of the price you’re allowed to pay so that you can save money. Your employer sees you - working for less than you’re worth - as a $0.05 banana. You’re nothing more than a cheap commodity they were lucky to snag on sale.

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10 points

Making yourself indispensable is a great way to never get promoted.

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13 points

As long as you can get constant raises who cares about a promotion? If you got your job nailed down so much you only need to work like 5 hours a week and from home while getting raises I would turn down any promotion.

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2 points

Promotion are almost always a trap. If you want a better job change companies!

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2 points

It looks good on your resume when you apply for the next company, and that’s how you keep getting raises in today’s business environment.

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20 points

I turned down the promotion they offered me. It was significantly more work, required me to come back to the office, and only offered a 10% pay raise. It doesn’t matter where your “standing” in the company is - if you’re indispensable, you can fight for good pay even outside of managerial roles.

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You don’t get ahead by working hard, and you don’t get ahead by working smart to benefit the company, you get ahead by working smart to benefit yourself.

There is a bit too much “my situation fits all” here. Startup vs big corp, private vs government, thoughtful management vs not, etc. Other people will also recognize this mentality. Can’t say “eat the rich” because they only do what’s good for them, then do the same (yes, that’s extreme).

You should benefit the company, and they should benefit you. I take your point to mean this equation should be balanced (which unfortunately it usually isn’t), vs the specific words above.

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That’s a fair point. You’re correct that my point is that the equation should be balanced, but you’re understating the reality with the statement “unfortunately it usually isn’t.”

I put in 4 hours of work last week, though my employer thinks I put in 40. In those 4 hours of work I started and finished a project for the company that will earn over $100k in gross profit. It ended up being almost exactly 1.5x my yearly salary. Just by putting in the absolute minimum effort I’m already earning my company more in a week than they pay me in a year. And I don’t even work for a large company. I’d imagine corporate giants have an even greater divide.

I’m not responsible for worrying about whether I benefit the company; most companies have gotten so good at maximizing profits while minimizing costs that even the most layabout worker earns them significantly more money than they cost to employ. My only thought is about how I can do as little as possible while still ensuring management continues to think I’m being productive.

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